Bartholomew of Reading

Poet and Musician. Lyrics man mainly

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@RBLroland Maybe we should put our artistic differences aside.. up for a yard of ale soon? @RBLTheatreCo #henryii

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@RBLAmaria so happy for you. You deserve this exciting job you wonderful, wonderful lady @RBLTheatreCo #henryii

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Wearing my best garms for the big gig tonight. DM me for details @RBLTheatreCo #henryii

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@RblBeatrice Er er errmmm thanks yes thanks

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Don’t know what hurts more. A kick in the face from @RBLGerald or knowing @rblguinivere is leaving to marry someone else #henryii @RBLTheatreCo

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I’M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE @RBLTheatreCo #henryii

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I can’t tell you in words the mind blowing wonder of what it’s like to have a true artistic epiphany.. it’s something you have to experience. @RBLTheatreCo #henryii

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So what’s the punishment when you’re arrested for fornication.. Asking for a friend.. @RBLTheatreCo #henryii

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@RBLroland @RBLjocelin @RBLAmaria Forget it. You just want to see @RBLAmaria don’t you?

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I think I may have fudged it.. #prisonlife @RBLTheatreCo #henryii

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When she sings and outside you’re like yeah nice but inside you’re like.. @RBLTheatreCo #henryii

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I’m feeling this @RBLTheatreCo #henryii

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@RGuinivere @RBLTheatreCo Errr right yes

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Ah.. well wasn’t that.. humiliating.. top tip for all my fans.. never steal someone’s song @RBLAmaria #henryii @RBLTheatreCo

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@RBLroland Why do people like you

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That didn’t go as well as I thought it would.. since when was poetry not exciting.. can’t believe I was upstaged by a farter.. @RBLroland #henryii @RBLTheatreCo

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These people seem easily pleased. Wait until they hear my poetry.. #henryii @RBLTheatreCo

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@RBLAmaria Very odd smell. But nice.