Rock Bottom Rockies

Official Parody Account of the OFL franchise #RockiesCountryLetsClimb

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Rockies Country, Let’s Climb 🧗

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We are incredibly saddened to hear the news of the passing of Dan Carlson.

Dan positively represented the Rock Bottom community on and off the field, and his contributions to our team will never be forgotten

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Petroville WR Dan Carlson, who won a Fish Bowl MVP with Dullsville and Rock Bottom, has passed at age 33 after being shot at a night club in Manta Cay late last night.

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Details of our trade below

We now own picks 4, 12, and 19 in the first round

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Rock Bottom holds picks 4, 6, 11, and 19 in the upcoming OFL Draft

Who do we think they take, or do they trade away some of the firsts?

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Another tough loss to Bikini Bottoms, the football gods are not in our favor

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

Q4: 0:09: Hunter Carlson II completed a pass to Waltuh White for 61 yards and a touchdown! (Billy Finoil made the extra point) BIKINI BOTTOM WINS 41-44!!!

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Two possession lead in the third!

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Q3: 7:52: Greg Heffley completed a pass to Stanley Squarepants for 54 yards and a touchdown! (Lionel Shrimpessi made the extra point) Rock Bottom leads 31-19!

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Ten minutes, 15 points

Climbing ahead

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Q1: 5:34: John Carlson Jr rushed for 2 yards and a touchdown! (Greg Heffley completed a pass to Rube Goldfish for 2 yards and two points!) Rock Bottom leads 15-0!

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Played like shit, but they played worse. Onto the next #stillclimbing

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

FINAL: Rock Bottom pulls off a small victory to move on to the Poseidon Conference Championship!

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Q2: 0:05: Lionel Shrimpessi made a 24 yard field goal! Rock Bottom leads 3-0!

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Divisional round is underway, let’s get another W

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

Rock Bottom (5) vs Bubbletown (2) starting now!

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Consider your bottom rocked

[Petroville Piranhas @PetrovilleOFL]

@RBottomRockies Stretch out your ass because we're about to Rock your Bottom

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

That’s a playoff victory for your Rockies!

QB1 with an efficient outing and the defense locked down all game

Onto the next

#letsclimb

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

FINAL: Rock Bottom pulls off a low-scoring victory

There were no points scored in a nearly 55-Minute period of this game!

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Stretching out our lead early

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Q1: 10:23: Greg Heffley completed a pass to Jesse Pinkman for 16 yards and a touchdown! (Lionel Shrimpessi made the extra point) Rock Bottom leads 14-0!

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Huge start, 7-0 #letsclimb

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

Q1: 14:07: Greg Heffley completed a pass to Pilar Ivy for 78 yards and a touchdown! (Lionel Shrimpessi made the extra point) Rock Bottom leads 7-0!

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Gametime, let’s have a good one!

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

(5) Rock Bottom vs (4) Petroville starting now!

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

It’s OFL Playoff time for the Rockies, tune in on @AquaBlueNetwork

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Football soon

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

We are so back

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

STARTING NOW: Rock Bottom vs Bubbletown!

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

W in never in doubt

Undefeated run keeps rolling

✅✅✅✅

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

FINAL:

Petroville: 7
Rock Bottom: 33

UP NEXT: Bikini Bottom vs New Oceanville!

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Third make from Shrimpessi

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Q3: 3:36: Lionel Shrimpessi made a 51 yard field goal! Rock Bottom leads 7-23!

[Rock Bottom Rockies @RBottomRockies]

Up 13 at the half, but the #climb isn’t finished yet!

[ABN @AquaBlueNetwork]

Q2: 0:05: Petroville is sending K Darwin Watterson to attempt a record-breaking 70 Yard Field Goal!

The kick is up! It is...

no good, Rock Bottom leads 7-20 heading into halftime.