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staying alive but in a Bee Gees way

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I can’t wait for college football

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Percy Mack @KingTeeJay]

Friday Night Tykes was a top 5 show all time in my book

[Sidelines - Texas A&M @SSN_TAMU]

DO NOT SEND YOUR WIFE OR DAUGHTER TO THE LANE KIFFIN CAMP

[BruhWithTheShades @GetOffMyWiener]

Sports twitter today:

[簡志剛 @Justin96636]

Onepiece -Tony Tony Chopper

[ray @RCCerv]

Good lord to the Rockies?!

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Texas and Ohio State are about to kick things off here in Au-

WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! TEXAS TECH IS HERE! AND THEY'RE CASHING IN THEIR OIL MONEY TO BUY OUT OHIO STATE!

[Arizona Athletics @AZATHLETICS]

OUR STATE 🏆🏆🏆🏆

For the 𝑭𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑻𝑯 𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 year, your Arizona Wildcats are the Territorial Cup Series Champions!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the town’s fucked man, our sheriff’s high on ketamine

[Sidetalk @sidetalknyc]

Knicks Advance to the Finals

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Dalton Rushing said "that's a ball" after William Contreras challenged this pitch

ABS showed that nearly the full baseball was in the strike zone

[27. @dimvji]

took a lot of anger to become this calm

[Cody Campbell @CodyC64]

@On3 @adamgorney Schedule us then! We’ve been talking about it for years and we are more than willing!! @CoachSark @_delconte

[TJ Pittinger @TJ_Pittinger]

Gas prices are so high that we haven’t seen a UGA traffic arrest in months!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

How did it end up like this?

[️s @big_sam_atari]

"Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."

[Complex Pop Culture @ComplexPop]

Today is Monkey D. Luffy’s birthday 🎂🏴‍☠️

Happy birthday to our favorite Straw Hat Pirate.