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A perpetual middle-aged mother and wife!!

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@itsrosesm Dorothy Maud!

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@charliersmith1 Here's Jasper, always wanting a cuddle! 🐾🐾

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@DrAmirKhanGP Gorgeous 😍

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Still dreaming!

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@Kinnon17 Bless you. ❤️ That's a whole week after most Schools! Time to turn off the alarm! ⏰️ 😴 Sweet dreams. Xxx

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@Ripleynoms @DrAmirKhanGP Me too. 😍

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@Ripleynoms Why isn't there an angry button on here?

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@Kinnon17 So it wasn't you in the traffic cone then! 😂🤔 Xxx

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@Kinnon17 @Tesco I could give you my views about @Tesco, but this is a public platform!!!

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@Kinnon17 Bless you. ❤️ That really isn't any fun. I agree about the weather, it isn't even pretty snow! ❄️☃️

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@theyellowguru @currys @dpd I hope it was intact. And working! 🤞

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@Kinnon17 I think I might opt to be a grizzly bear! I'd snuggly with my grizzly family, and sleep til spring! 😴

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@JaneyGodley My Mum had No. 3!

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@SDobson1979 2/2 the English Democrats and the Emperor of India! Or... the Conservatives!
My only hope for sanity is that with the far right vote split so many ways, there's a chance that common sense will prevail on 19th October!

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@SDobson1979 Having read the campaign literature for Reform UK, the Christian Peoples Aliiance, the Mainstream Party, and the Heritage Party, I think most of Suella's supporters are here in Mid Beds! And I haven't factored in the Monster Raving Looney Party, the True & Fair Party 1/2

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@magisterdobson I suppose the Duckworth Lewis method won't be acceptable either? 🤔

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@Ripleynoms @SoVeryBritish Mangetout?

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Here's what you didn't realise you needed today: a dodgy holiday 🎶 acapella version of an 80s tune, angled at the @NadineDorries story.

It's called "The Never Ending Dorries" - you can guess what it's parodying (@Limahl_Official).

PS: We're all still scarred by Artax's death