rchappell

Like a church... not Dave. Always searching for wanderlust and my keys. People say I’m jealous, but my kink is karma.

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#lifegoals

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Someone check on the kid routing Apple Maps this morning, make sure he’s not still tripping on ayahuasca.

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UPS & FedEx drivers are so incompetent, no wonder their companies support hiring illegal CDL drivers that continue to kill innocent families. If they can’t train their drivers not to leave packages that block gates that open/close, why expect them to care about highway safety.

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@atutruckers I speculate the big brown trucks and the white ones with purple and orange letters worked with a large “federation” headquartered in DC asked for it. Pure speculation 🤔

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Dear @Coffeemate please keep The White Lotus Thai Iced Coffee Creamer permanently since @indelight has betrayed us with stopping White Chocolate Mocha. I know they’re nothing alike but a gal had to fill the void. And if not, don’t make me go the Piña Colada route 😳

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I made the guy laugh at the @zachbryanL merch table laugh denying but the #vinegarstrokes koozie

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@ATTStadium @zachbryanL Move over Kim K… ZB broke the internet at Jerry’s World. Y’all got an ETA on the system working again? We’re mighty thirsty and hungry but can’t spend any of that paper…

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Who decided during the #thunderplayoffs was optimal time to do this nonsense work on 235/40?? #makeitmakesense #odot

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@HMNow @hallmarkchannel I’m not understanding the point of my monthly subscription when your app never has the movies you say are available there?

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I’m not one to give bad advice, and I may or may not be privy to part of Dutch’s business model. With that being said, there’s a horrible #dutchdesert out here in NW OKC/Edmond that would flourish! What do ya say @DutchBros 👀

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Perfect weather conditions like this #Oklahoma highways could greatly benefit having glow in the dark striping as opposed to not seeing any lane markers. Can we work that into a budget #okdot #okwx

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Can we get #TheTraitors to do during postmortem a ‘guess who the traitor is’ and have a reveal at the end of the season who was right/wrong for an additional prize winner?

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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

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Also while I’m at it with callouts, @peacock can we talk about expiring shows being a more reasonable timeframe? Or, @HMNow can we get the updated content after Peacock drops it. I’m paying two separate subscriptions and still unable to access new shows 🙄

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Who at @OldNavy is designing clothing and can anyone explain why a short waisted plagued person has problems with their shirts being soooo short? When I bend over or raise my arms up I like to keep my skin covered, thank you!

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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When your computer wants to run updates, I need an option in Windows to select “not now Mercury is in Retrograde” #worksmarternotharder

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Can anyone explain why we can make the double curves on SW 59th 60+MPH, but when it comes to exiting east 44 we have to take that big easy curve at 40? #makeitmakesense

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The #VPRReunion was so much better uncensored. Good call #peacock

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Also s/o* to auto correct screwing up that tweet…

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S/I to @Apple making me look like I’m having a one sided convo via text with no resolve apparently online.