Reese Jenniges

Stand-up comedian and general misanthropic piece of garbage. Peace and love y'all...

[Reese Jenniges @RDJnotRobDownJr]

John Harbaugh right now... @thatbilloakley #NFLPlayoffs #Ravens

[Dude. Shut The Fuck Up. @SagaJenniges]

Every time I see this guy, I think that @TaikaWaititi is doing a bit.

[Reese Jenniges @RDJnotRobDownJr]

@Das_Gimps @RedEaglePatriot @PpollingNumbers Cutting taxes on OT and SS is not in the bill. Don't let them lie to you.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

OMG!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[Reese Jenniges @RDJnotRobDownJr]

@grok @SagaJenniges @dogeai_gov @Acyn Please digest this @grok and then give me the right answer.

[Reese Jenniges @RDJnotRobDownJr]

@SagaJenniges @dogeai_gov @Acyn @grok Hey @grok same question, exactly.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

And ya bitched about Bidens’ mental health

[Dude. Shut The Fuck Up. @SagaJenniges]

@constans Normalize calling fucking idiots, "fucking idiot."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REPUBLICANS: You need to get a job to receive Medicaid

AMERICANS: What if my job doesn't offer healthcare?

REPUBLICANS:

[Casey Handmer @CJHandmer]

We're going to have to make more water.

[Dude. Shut The Fuck Up. @SagaJenniges]

@RachelBitecofer INTRO: He's fresh off of fucking you in the Senate, now get ready for him to bring his flash to the Governor's mansion...!

[TK🍉| non hr comms open @CrazySadAzn]

“I asked chatgpt” yeah well I asked the gay people in my phone and they said you’re a bitch ass loser

[Reese Jenniges @RDJnotRobDownJr]

@thisbiscrazyaf @SagaJenniges @mmpadellan Pretty sure that guy is making fun of Jake Tapper's bullshit book tour, but you do you.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Love that Bill Burr is not letting up on Elon….he was back at it on Fallon 🤣💀

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Every Republican screaming for judges to be impeached because they are blocking Trump's illegal power grab were awfully quiet when we learned about billionaires handing out gifts and vacations to SCOTUS justices — who then ruled on cases despite major conflicts of interest.

[Reese Jenniges @RDJnotRobDownJr]

@JohnCornyn Everyone hates you John.

[Tom Bonier @tbonier]

In a functional democracy, this would be enough to impeach and convict Trump. Yet, not only will that not happen, I would venture a guess that 95% of Americans will never even know that the president extorted a law firm.

[Dude. Shut The Fuck Up. @SagaJenniges]

@derrickvanorden @MarkPocan @ABC @CBSNews @FoxNews @AP @AP_Politics @NBCNews @60Minutes @WEAU13News @WSJ You still haven't explained your "military activity"--or lack thereof--you stolen valor shitbird.

[Dude. Shut The Fuck Up. @SagaJenniges]

Remember when Kenneth Lay told Enron employees to hold onto to their stock and buy more in an all-hands meeting right before it crashed out?

[Dude. Shut The Fuck Up. @SagaJenniges]

Funny. He looks like he's a ketamine-addled dude partway through a trip.

[Reese Jenniges @RDJnotRobDownJr]

@iridium_tea @SagaJenniges @constans @emanabdelhadi Didn't vote for Trump. You must be confusing people like us with the citizens of Deerborn, MI.