R.D.Riddle

Practicing Ultracrepidarian for almost 60 years.

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@Grace_4America Isn't that Robert Downey jr.'s body double?

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@rdrhwke Slow news day. It never has to be actual news. It just needs to keep the tongues wagging and the keyboards clacking.

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@madisonclaccy9 I dunno. I watch him shave every day.

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@RealJamesWoods Progressive psychiatrists refer to it as "Retroactive Abortion".

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@JimHansonDC Manson died of old age, so...

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@Teaseryy It depends on the quality and speeds.

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@NickJFreitas Somehow, he's never found the courage to leave and start over where he'll be happier. Hmmm.

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@BuzzPatterson @FoxNews One is a highly paid dartboard for Greg Gutfeld, and the other is a former hair product model.

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@marcthiessen Didn't she used to be someone?

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@realMaalouf I thought it was Hillbillyphobia.

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@RealJamesWoods As soon as she's acquitted, she wants to start a real family this time.

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@madisonclaccy9 The Lone Ranger's horse was Silver and Tonto's was Scout.

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@MustangMan_TX It was the butler, in the pantry, with a rolling pin.

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@TSRnitro @LeahPruett_TF @MissionFoodsUS @Dodge The kid should have his own line of merch. Just sayin'...

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@EliseStefanik This is fine. Nothing to see here.

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@BasedMikeLee Like he said: " If they're gonna vote, I'll have them ni**ers voting Democrat for 100 years".

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@EliseStefanik It was a sequential autopilot glitch on several affected aircraft. Boeing has fixed the problem

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@Soniabrwg Your waiter thinks they should get paid like an IBEW Journeyman.

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@RealJamesWoods Guilty and insane are not mutually exclusive.

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@AngelleSampey @MissionFoodsUS @NHRA That Alcohol Dragster looks good on you. Best of luck!