Rob

I'm just a classic, simple, socialist guy who doesn't want roommates

[Rob @RDefina]

The Thread recounting my Magic Mushroom retreat mishap in Colombia 2 weeks ago! ENJOY

[Rob @RDefina]

If you’ve ever wanted to hear an absurd and enlightening story.. Here’s my account of a very weird mushroom ceremony I took part in in Colombia a couple weeks back! 🧵

[Rob @RDefina]

@stephenfishbach Stephen. Watch A DIFFERENT MAN. Trust me.

[Rob @RDefina]

@robcesternino so sad it's not you

[Rob @RDefina]

@Connorreality What probably happened was she asked for more money when she saw how excited everyone was for her and CBS disagreed lol

[Rob @RDefina]

Yes. It's called 'being first on the call sheet'

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Nicole Kidman says she’s a big fan of naps:

“I'm a huge believer in naps. I can sleep anywhere. Put me on the floor with a sweater, I could fall asleep.”

[Rob @RDefina]

@anxiousdeluxe and everyone else performs soooo much lower than her it's a damn shame tbh

[Rob @RDefina]

@GordonHolmes based on the leaks... don't we think it's old era vs new era?

[Rob @RDefina]

@PoslunsMitchell Twitter >> X
(sarcasm)

[Rob @RDefina]

@stephenfishbach @AshsDreamboard not the one where someone is strapped to a water mill and has to fill their mouth on the down and then spit into the bucket up top?!

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Not shocked at this news. This is the same airline that inexplicably let Kevin McCalister board the wrong plane in ‘92.

[Rob @RDefina]

@WendysCanada I will gladly take one off your hands

[Rob @RDefina]

@regissphilbin finally! We can start jerking it to the cast again 🥹

[Rob @RDefina]

@stephenfishbach you should've designed this tbh

[Rob @RDefina]

@stephenfishbach I agree but question if it's a what I want this show to be vs. what it is problem. It seems incredibly obvious to anyone looking past (or even paying enough attention to) the surface. But very odd choice to have the Gen boot a week before the finale as all the tension is gone

[Rob @RDefina]

"Make" the yuletide gay?
It's not a choice..

[Rob @RDefina]

Got interrupted by the TV while scrolling Instagram and didn't realize my phone stayed on a reel of a guy carving chicken and now my algorithm thinks my entire personality is a guy who wants to see other guys carving chicken

[Rob @RDefina]

@AMikeBloomType ohhhhh so F5 boot is either Gen or Rachel . Cool

[tate @50FirstTates]

not the time, iphone

[Rob @RDefina]

@shirlpuzz just another inconsistency in the thin story that is Wicked lol

[Rob @RDefina]

It's true. We'll absolutely rock your psyche with scathing criticisms, though

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Studies consistently find that gay men commit very little violent crime. Possibly even less than straight women.

[Rob @RDefina]

Can Doug Ford not ride a bike? This petty fixation makes literally no sense unless he's jealous

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

#Breaking: Ford government to ban lawsuits against province if cyclists are hurt or killed on streets where bike lanes were removed https://t.co/yoaiAAdHZN