WA-TOWN

Entrepreneur, I yell at graduations, lover of the Southwest, best man, diagnostic analyzer. future CEO of commoncents LLC, flight emergency door manager

[WA-TOWN @REALBRENT1]

I would say like 90% of my inside jokes are with myself

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

*alternate headline: “grown man hides in bushes to secretly record a dad and his kids at the park”

[George Hathaway @hathawaygeorge9]

@30for30 @espn Michael Scott has 17 Dundies. Jordan has 0. You tell me.

[Garrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar]

Day 17: morale is weird

[WA-TOWN @REALBRENT1]

@mikenitchman54 @MSU_Football @KirkCousins8 @KeithNichol7 Jealous

[Insider Tech @TechInsider]

What coronavirus symptoms look like, day by day

[Dr. D. @SmartMusclesMD]

Sports fans everywhere!!!

There’s still one sport not being cancelled….
#MarbleRacing FTW!! @Jellesmarbles

https://t.co/6EWoJDFlmg

[Rudy @RUDOLPHJUNDA]

Alright. This has officially gone too far.

[Dayne Young @dayneyoung]

The NIT bracket reveal

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Never gets old

[WA-TOWN @REALBRENT1]

@mikenitchman54
Hey, this is a little weird, but you probably get this a lot. Can I have the contact info for that sexy beast in your Twitter picture?

[Austin presented by The Peanut Barrel @ACSmith06]

My current fandoms

Lions: 3rd worst in football
Red Wings: Last Place by A LOT
Tigers: Last Place by A LOT
Pistons: Lottery team
MSU Football: No Head Coach in February
MSU Basketball: Plummeting, Spiraling etc.

Sports are pretty cool, man.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Warriors fans seeing the return they got for DLo

[Mark Dantonio @DantonioMark]

To all Spartans: Thank you for everything. You have truly helped my dreams come true.

[David Gnegy @gnegy_]

this guy must be the worst because none of his teammates cared at all

[WA-TOWN @REALBRENT1]

Happy 183rd birthday Michigan!!

[Jake Marsh @JakeMarsh18]

The newest member of the Hall of Fame, Derek Jeter, grew up in Kalamazoo, MI.

Kalamazoo was the Celery Capital of the World in the early decades of the last century.

1 stalk of celery from Walmart: $1.38
Jeter's career earnings: $266,230,000

Stalks Jeter could buy: 192,920,290