THEREAL MoCoBitch

i am the REAL Moco bitch

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And I've made them regularly haha

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If you ate 1 decently made browni, you'd be done for 4 or more hours even if you have a good tolerance. Everyone would know haha no doubt.

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#REALMoCoBitch is compiling a list of things to do on Thursday nights in MoCo. Submit yours! @REALMoCoBitch

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when my boss brags about his new Mercedes and how he's worked so hard for it... (I've had one since 15) #MostAwkwardMoment

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#REALMoCoBitchRecommendationsforSummer: take some ladies, get drunk, sneak onto CHS football field at midnight, run thru the sprinklers

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I forgot my parents' credit card and I want to buy lunch today. #REALMoCoBitchProblems

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I miss my #REALMoCoBitches

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In MoCo, beauty and the best woulda never happened... Well maybe one night, but it wouldn't have been a thing. Beauty got a lil too shwasty

[Maryland Problemz @MarylandProbz]

Why must Maryland be so humid?.. #MarylandProbz

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#CheatingIsOkayIf you are mormon. #REALMoCoBitch

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Why do I even have to work? #ialreadyhaveatrustfund #REALMoCoBitch

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DC area traffic <<< how the hell am I supposed to get to work on time #REALMoCoBitchProblems

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I wish there were more #REALMoCoBitches in the work place.. Specifically my workplace.

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Housekeeper/cook stirring up some waffles and nutella this morning?? #winning #REALMoCoBitchEateries

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My Ice is melting too fast in my mixed drank #its5oclocksomewhere. #REALMoCoBitchProblems #heatwave

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(814): I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?

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I don't always drive, but when I do, I whip my dads porsche to the house party. #MostInterestingRealMoCoBitch

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Tough decision... Gym or Mohitos. #RealMoCoBitchProblems

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Ladies & Gents, the fine folks of the Cabin John Shopping Center have given us a $50 giftcard to give to one of our followers. RT 2 win!