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Unofficial crossword review/hate account // Browns SuperFan

[| NO THUMBS ANDY | @REDGARB]

@malisolves girlboss your way into a fucking grave

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

The black rifle coffee alpha male takes a sip from his thermos and looks out from the bunker to the battlefield, it’s hell out there. “Perfect” He thinks

He adjusts the sights on his custom-built 16-inch 6mm ARC AR-15 with a Proof Research carbon-fiber barrel, JP Enterprises silent captured spring system, and a Geissele Super Dynamic Enhanced two-stage trigger. He picked it because the trigger felt smooth against his $350 carbon fiber combat gloves, and the alloy magazines were 20 grams lighter against his $2200 Kevlar vest.

He mindlessly feels at his tactical pouch, he has a 10 year supply of testosterone cypionate in it, just in case the pharmacies get hit. He smirks, “Daddy needs his combat fuel.” He’s been on TRT for 7 years, his testes have cobwebs on them.

He steps out of the bunker, he’s spent years training for this moment, doing weighted carries, getting “don’t tread on me” tattoos, bow hunting, having a beard.

“It’s fuckin showtime.” He announces.

Just then he feels something lightly tap his leg. He glances down. It’s a 17 dollar drone off temu. It has a decal on it.

“Is that… hentai?”

His legs are blown smooth off.

12 miles away in a disgusting room illuminated only by the degenerate glow of purple LED strip lighting, a 17 year old leans back in his cum stained gamer chair. He’s grown so frail and sickly his friends and family keep mistaking him for Asmongold.

He grabs another 30mg vyvanse and washes it down with a cold chicken nugget.

“GG faggot”

He’s killed 500 men.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

everyone i’ve met from Arizona seems like they dont have a human soul , but rather like a horse or a cow soul . not a bad thing — just different .

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

almost two year old female daughter has internalized the concept of small talk, but only has one question to ask: “what’s your gob?” (job). if she senses “conversation” is happening she will ask everyone this, in a circle, repeatedly. if you ask her, she says “being baby”.

[jordan @notbubbawallace]

okay, maybe there’s a few more of us than i thought.

raise hell, praise dale, free palestine and fuck ICE.

[taoki @justalexoki]

the good part of being married is that hoe scaring is entirely without downside. it's encouraged even

[cow @cowincrisis]

why don’t we make burgers out of horses instead

[Horse Hater @HorseHater69]

You can tell horses genuinely think they deserve to live

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

“Pass the blunt”
The blunt in question:

[David Zagaynov @DavidZagaynov]

"aerospace engineering is a serious discipline"

sure and the soviets made a plane with backward wings, im not buying it

gravity has taste, if it looks sick it will fly

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

Everyone crapping on 4 despite its unblemished record in Civil Wars.

[the deeble of the species 🪲 @lil_deeblez]

I'm tryna make "crabsolutely 🦀" a thing

[Heelbery @JohnHillbery]

No allegations.
No scandals.
No arrests.

Just some pure dog shit football

[Colin @colinarmis]

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

[Nick Karns @karnsies817]

Dear Joe Flacco,

Thank you for indisputable evidence that Andrew Berry can't run a football team.

Thank you for indisputable evidence that Kevin Stefanski can't run an offense.

Thank you for indisputable evidence that it's time to CLEAN HOUSE.

[GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

me with my sports teams

[Dan🅾️ @thedlen85]

FLACCO in his first game with the Bengals has now scored more than the Browns have in any game this year with 4 minutes left in the game.

FIRE KEVIN STEFANSKI.

[Nick Wilson @NickWilsonSays]

Good to hear Kevin Stefanski say "we have to be better" in the postgame. Browns fans weren't previously aware of that fact