Ryan Geide

Father, database nerd, and homelab junkie.

[Ryan Geide @RGeide]

@shanselman @WheatThins Same for Butterfingers candy bars. :(

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It’s easy to tell which seats are more expensive by identifying where the doting grandparents are sitting.

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@xsgames_ You support COBOL right?

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@mikecodemonkey Swapping a 5.25” floppy disk to the “Underworld” one so I could continue playing Ultima 5.

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My kids discovered putting chips in their sandwich on their own and I couldn’t be more proud.

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@davidfowl “<project_name>_code_final_3.txt” in a folder named “New Folder (3)” synced to onedrive.

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@davidfowl Chunking. In reference to that Futurama episode with the two headed alien goat named Mr. Chunks.

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@jeannepetrizzo People who have not been to a Buc-ee’s are simply not prepared: pulled pork breakfast sandwiches; wall of beef jerky; bathrooms nicer than your house and almost as large. Wait, is that a swaddled infant? Incorrect. It’s a burrito and it is delicious.

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@the_real_mathis Where do you source your cultures for all this?

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@davidfowl Lynx…I’m not sure why

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Join me over on my Twitch stream at 8:30 p.m. (EST) tonight as I reveal my latest crayons!

https://t.co/I2xo4EhRtI

[Ryan Geide @RGeide]

Despite what mall food court druids would tell you, Spring is officially here as heralded by that awful sweaty pennies odor the air conditioner starts producing.

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If your younger kids get a good report at the dentist, it should be the parent who gets a prize from the prize box. The kids literally did nothing to prevent cavities.

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Turn any sweet snack into a salty sweet snack by dunking that Oreo into a glass of cold chicken broth.

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@the_real_mathis This pic brings back memories of me in my dorm room

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It’s walking like it’s constipated.

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Going for a walk with Optimus

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@BuckWoodyMSFT Should be a blast

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@BuckWoodyMSFT Just breaking down due to age

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@the_real_mathis I can’t compete with this

[Ryan Geide @RGeide]

This Halloween, put out an empty basket with a sign that says, “please only take one”. Trick or treaters will blame others, you save $$$, and you look like you tried.