(((Robbie))) rgratton @ Bluesky!

He/Him. Views expressed are my own & does not necessarily reflect the views of my employer, any other person, or entity.

[(((Robbie))) rgratton @ Bluesky! @RGratton]

There is no such thing as a “labour shortage”, there’s just bosses not paying enough #qanda #auspol

[(((Robbie))) rgratton @ Bluesky! @RGratton]

@Cthulhu_Cowboy

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages

Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want

Trump: deal!

FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator

[Skyler Shuler @SkylerShuler]

This you?

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

THEN ARREST HIM. How many times are they going to say “there’s proof he raped kids” only to do nothing about it?

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

My thoughts on all anti-Artemis signaling

[kar @bustitopen420]

they did not like this one

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

No way the fall of Rome was this cringe

[Brett H @brettyyh]

Always voting Labor is an unusual thing for a Nats MP to do

Fantastic, great move, well done Geoff

[(((Robbie))) rgratton @ Bluesky! @RGratton]

Guess this is what happens when you teach your voters politics is just a call and response game. Might have to preempt your audience in future to avoid looking this dumb.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings?

CPAC CROWD: *cheers*

SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

[Phoenix Insurgent @PhxInsurgent]

Every workplace has a Strait of Hormuz. You and your coworkers just have to find it and shut it down.

[Cthulhu Cowboy 🇵🇸 @Cthulhu_Cowboy]

@champagnesftboi The IDF told me Hezbollah keeps eating their Merkava tanks so I asked how many tanks they have and they said they just go to HaKirya and get new Merkavas afterwards, so I said it sounds like he's just feeding tanks to Hezbollah and then the Knesset started crying.

[Aaron Smith @aaronsmith]

Every Liberal loss brings the same call to “return to Liberal values”.

A thrilling idea, ruined only by the complete absence of any stated values.

[signtst @SigntstSigns]

#auspol @abcnews

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

See this is why the Epstein files don’t bother these people. They actually think rape is funny

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

oof, Mckinsey got to ASML

[(((Robbie))) rgratton @ Bluesky! @RGratton]

@leightonwallis @corybernardi Especially them

[(((Robbie))) rgratton @ Bluesky! @RGratton]

E.g off the top of my head, this war kicked off on a Saturday, Maduro was kidnapped on a Saturday, the Midnight Hammer raid happened on Sunday, and further circling back to his first term, IRGC General Soleimani was killed on a Sunday. 11/11

[(((Robbie))) rgratton @ Bluesky! @RGratton]

🧵 Getting this on the record from a layman’s read of potential targets and timelines for further offensive actions by the #US against #Iran now that second MEU has been deployed. 1/11
#IranWar‌ #TrumpsWarOnIran #OperationEpstein #Trump #StraitOfHormuz

[(((Robbie))) rgratton @ Bluesky! @RGratton]

Why do I think it’ll happen on a weekend? Trump has a nasty habit of ordering military actions to occur on the weekend. Probably because he wants to be golfing Saturday morning or something equally inane. 10/11