Ryan Halbert

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[Rexha 🐸 @RexhaRexhaRexha]

Dana White reveals that after he got blackout drunk, he thought he had only lost $80,000 gambling, but he had actually lost $3,000,000

"I was drinking having a blast and ended up losing like 80 grand."

"I'm at work the next day and the host from the casino calls me and says, hey Dana do you still need the room at the hotel? I said, no I don't need the room, but don't get to comfortable with my 80 grand, I'm coming back for it."

"Dead silence on the other end of the phone..."

"He's like, Dana... you lost $3 million last night.."

"I said, What the fuck are you talking about? I only have a $1.5 million credit line. He says, yeah you made us call the GM of the hotel and started calling him a f*cking p*ssy."

[Tiffany @vol212320]

Growing up in Canada, we were filled with anti-American propaganda. And I didn’t realize when I was growing up, but many Canadians have this constant energy of trying to prove they are better than America.

Constantly feigning moral superiority over Americans.

When I moved to Australia, it was the same thing. A constant proving of why they are better than the US.

Here’s what Canadians and Australians don’t realize…Americans don’t think about them at all.

They don’t spend time trying to prove they are better.

They just go live their lives and try to be the best.

Posts like this 👇🏻 just give Americans entertainment until college football starts again. But keep coping I guess.

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

One of the funniest things about the World Cup/Olympics/whatever is how Australia truly believes they have like a massive bitter sports rivalry with the United States and Americans have zero awareness of this

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨🚨 Former Alabama WR Julio Jones says he would message opposing DBs girlfriends days before their game to try to hookup with them to get in their head.

#Falcons #NFL

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

If Trump had lost, America’s entire 250th 4th of July would be about gay pride, apologizing for a history we shouldn’t be apologizing for… and DEI nonsense.

[Cielo 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @CieloBonit]

I haven’t stopped scrolling this European content. They love America. Can we trade the liberals and keep them?

[Bracco | Social Sportsbook @PlayBracco]

ITS CALLED SOCCER🦅🇺🇸

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

The British mind attempts to comprehend American ribs for the first time 🇺🇸😭

[Algorithm Teacher @AlgoTeacher]

How to keep track of your short girlfriend while shopping.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The most surreal thing of our trip so far. Currently driving towards Louisiana and the radio station we were listening to started talking about our trip and played Ella Langley especially for us😭😭😭

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Libs watching Europeans post about how great America is

[Jason Bartlett @Jason2bartlett]

How on earth is this even real???

I must be dreaming!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A diner. The waitress asked me how I want my eggs, and my mind went completely blank.

"How do you want your eggs, hon?"

Want. How do I WANT them. No one has ever asked me this. In my land, the egg arrives as the cook decrees, and you thank the egg, the cook, and your ancestors, in that order.

"Scrambled? Over easy? Sunny side up?" she offered, gently, the way one talks a man down from a roof.

The terms did not help. Over easy — over WHAT, easily? Easy for whom? Sunny side up — these people have named an egg after the dawn. Who does that. I needed time.

I have chosen battlefields faster than I chose those eggs.

She refilled my coffee and said she'd come back. It was the second refill. I had been deciding for nine minutes.

The man on the next stool leaned over. "Just say over easy, man. You can't go wrong."

"And if I CAN go wrong?"

"...it's eggs, buddy."

It's eggs. Eight hundred years of my family training itself to want nothing, and this man dismissed all of it with a fork in his hand. He was right. I will never tell him.

"Sunny side up," I declared, with the weight of a man choosing a path for life. "I will face the sun."

"You got it, hon."

The eggs came. Two small suns on a white plate, looking up at me. Golden. Ridiculous. Exactly what I wanted.

So THAT is what wanting feels like. I had to cross an ocean and hold up a breakfast line to learn it.

The man on the next stool got his check and left. "Good choice," he said.

I have never been more proud of anything.

A man does not ask the eggs to be simple. He only becomes a man who knows what he wants.

Tomorrow: over easy. I am almost ready.

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”

@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:

[Denzell @Denzell_Of_NSH]

Spain is experiencing Chattanooga, TN.

Argentina is in Auburn, Alabama.

Germans are eating Waffle House.

Brits are still complaining.

This World Cup has been amazing and it hasn’t even started yet.

[Historic Hub @HistoricHub]

One of the most breathtaking train rides in the world.
The Bernina Express travels from Chur, Switzerland to Tirano, Italy on the Rhaetian Railway. It crosses 196 bridges and 55 tunnels, climbs over the Bernina Pass, and then descends into Italy

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: A BOMBSHELL House Oversight report just dropped confirming Gov. Tim Walz and AG Keith Ellison KNEW about rampant Minnesota fraud for 6 YEARS — but wanted to keep votes, so didn't target the Somalis

IT'S CONFIRMED, now file CRIMINAL REFERRALS against Walz and Ellison! 🔥

"They still allowed payments to go out to fraudsters...concerns of potential racial discrimination claims."

Oversight is now asking the WH fraud task force to review ALL MN social programs

Claw back the billions and lock up the officials who allowed it!

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

“Women deal with periods, pregnancy, and menopause.”
Men deal with shorter life expectancy, the most dangerous jobs, war, higher suicide rates, and the constant expectation to provide and protect. Men don’t complain because they’re built to carry heavier loads.
But go ahead and tell us how hard your period is. The world runs on male sacrifice, not female discomfort.
Men’s struggles don’t get parades; they get expectations.

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

First virus in history to get bullied into going offline