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[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i have one drink and suddenly im responding “im so happy you’re enjoying your life” to instagram stories of people i haven’t spoken to in 7 years

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

white ppl be like “no u HAVE to try the meatballs from the furniture store”

[♱ᴅʀᴜ @DrutangReborn]

It’s about HEALTH guys

[Mylawyerabeast @huudrich]

u be having fun n here come a virgo

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

I go to hooters to play big buck hunter. The waitresses and their boobs don’t exist to me. I’m there to kill.

[trish @ultragloss]

we bullied lorde into releasing a third album……..we must now turn our attention to hozier

[e @flashmeplz]

grimes’ real name being claire is so funny to me because it explains everything

[wild milk @_wildmilk]

seeing or hearing “it’s the _____ for me” invokes a primal rage inside of me

[♱ᴅʀᴜ @DrutangReborn]

So funny that the public has been programmed to think that the only way to cure something is a pill or a shot🤣🤣

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

“Did you not see my IG story?” No I only watch mine

[bea @oatfrost]

nobody should let me drive after playing gta i’m gonna forget i’m not in the game anymore