The Lowell Lock Monster

[Jennifer Erin Valent 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @JenniferEValent]

As long as I live, I’ll never comprehend how our country could go on like it’s no big deal this abject fool is our president. Yeah, Trump’s crazy. But our electorate choosing him twice? Congress rolling over for him? Media normalizing him? That is utter insanity.

[The Lowell Lock Monster @RIPLockMonsters]

@TheWapplehouse It’s bland as hell, just rudimentary pop country. but I don’t think “we belong together” is all that much better 🤷🏻‍♂️

[The Lowell Lock Monster @RIPLockMonsters]

@awfulannouncing Disney/ESPN handled these layoffs in the most despicable manner imaginable.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Seriously, how hard is it to find out if someone’s fucking dead or not? Asking for a thoroughly disgusted nation.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is a really sick thing for the commander in chief to post

[The Lowell Lock Monster @RIPLockMonsters]

@lyndalovon @atrupar Why VP?

[Jack Loder @JackLoder_]

I can’t even comprehend the rage that would be born inside me if I were laid off by a company that would then make Pat McAfee richer than the highest paid quarterbacks in the NFL. Unprecedented levels of lunacy.

[The Lowell Lock Monster @RIPLockMonsters]

It’s so gross that ESPN is laying off so much talent while paying tens of millions annually to obnoxious blowhards like Stephen A Smith and Pat McAfee

[Andrew Marchand @AndrewMarchand]

NEWS: Karl Ravech, one of the most prominent voices at ESPN for more than three decades, is expected to be let go by the network on Tuesday as part of the company's layoffs, The Athletic has learned.

https://t.co/keGZD6JTpd

[MLB @MLB]

The wicked long streak continues!

That’s FOURTEEN straight for the @RedSox!

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

What kind of writer writes this garbage? What kind of editor approves it? What kind of reader believes it?

[The Lowell Lock Monster @RIPLockMonsters]

@GenePark @LChurch814 Thunderbolts is very good and much better than the fantastic four

[The Lowell Lock Monster @RIPLockMonsters]

@cmclymer He’s giving the blueprint to success for Democrats nationwide. Hope they’re paying attention.

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Jared Kushner was in a very good mood at the World Cup today as he continues to build his new private island in Albania exclusively for elites.

This is the new Jeffrey Epstein.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

I mean, how fucking hard is it to march into a hospital and find out if Mitch McConnell is actually dead? Spoiler alert: He is. Where the fuck are all the investigative journalists? Is that not a thing anymore?

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The Dept. of Education wants to attack the arts, and punish the people who want degrees and not the employers who pay low wages.

[The Lowell Lock Monster @RIPLockMonsters]

@alpha_brav0 @CultureCrave @Variety @DEADLINE Because they still have plenty of monster hits like Inside Out 2, Zootopia 2, Toy Story 5

[The Lowell Lock Monster @RIPLockMonsters]

@WONF4W That desperate for engagement?

[The Lowell Lock Monster @RIPLockMonsters]

@thesmartmark @WillOspreay @KennyOmegamanX Good luck getting the crowd to boo Ospreay.

[The Lowell Lock Monster @RIPLockMonsters]

@EdHand89 Best staff in the majors. How long before he earns himself a manager position?

[The Lowell Lock Monster @RIPLockMonsters]

ACE

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

Jake Bennett:

🔥Season: 2.35 ERA

🔥Last 6 starts: 1.17 ERA

🔥Last 5 starts: 0.81 ERA