JN Kariuki

Iam whom iam

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Bilhah Njoki Mwangi was a co director in a thriving electronics business on Luthuli Avenue. She ran it together with her husband, Joseph Muraya Mwangi. Joseph worked as a ground traffic controller at KAA, Jomo Kenyatta International Airport. Between his airport salary and their retail empire, the man had built serious wealth.

They lived comfortably in Buruburu Phase 5, one of Nairobi's most prestigious Eastlands estates. Bilhah drove a black Toyota Harrier. The kind of car that screamed corporate elite.On the outside, this was a power couple. A good home, a profitable business, two young children.

But behind closed doors, things were falling apart. Nine years of marriage had turned into mistrust, money fights, and accusations of infidelity. In March 2016, Bilhah walked out. She left her two young children, ages five and eight, in Joseph's care. She moved to Umoja, straight into the arms of her lover, Jimmy Ndung'u Waititu.

But leaving wasn't enough. She wanted everything: the house, the shop, the benefits. And divorce would give her none of that. So she made a decision that would change everything. Joseph had to die. Bilhah roped in her lover Jimmy. Then her own siblings, Lucy Waitherero and Peter Mwangi Gakungi, joined the plan.

A family turned into a hit squad. They put a KSh 500,000 bounty on Joseph's head. A KSh 100,000 deposit, with the balance of 400,000 to be paid once there was proof the job was done. They tracked his routine, his car, his route to work. Everything.

But somebody talked. An informant tipped off Buruburu DCI boss Jeremiah Ikiao about the plot. Instead of arresting Bilhah on the spot, the DCI played it smart. Weak conspiracy charges wouldn't stick in court. They needed her caught red handed.

So detectives found Joseph at work and told him the truth. His wife wanted him dead. Joseph didn't run. He agreed to become bait. He handed over his car, his schedule, his phone. Complete cooperation. The hit was planned for June 22, 2016, along his usual commute.

But DCI struck a day early, June 21, and grabbed the hired killers before they even moved. Then came the genius part. Detectives kept the killers' phones active and texted Bilhah. Job done, body dumped in Dandora, come with the balance. They staged a fake crime scene. A dummy dressed in Joseph's own clothes, lying face down in the dirt in Dandora.

Photos of the "body" were sent directly to Bilhah's phone. She believed it. Completely. No grief, no shock. Just celebration. She packed a bottle of wine in her Harrier, withdrew the KSh 400,000, and headed to Umoja to pay the "hitmen." Her sister Lucy rode with her.

Near Mama Lucy Hospital, DCI officers were already waiting, guns ready, exits blocked. The moment her car stopped, they swarmed it. Bilhah was found sitting there, cash on her lap, wine in the back seat. Caught red handed.

Within a day, the rest of the syndicate, her lover Jimmy and her brother Peter, were also in custody. All four were arraigned at Makadara Law Courts on June 29, 2016. Joseph testified his life was in "mortal danger." Courts still granted bail.

Big mistake. While out on bond, Bilhah broke into Joseph's house to steal marital property. She was arrested again on July 13, 2016. Prosecutors moved fast. They petitioned the High Court to cancel her bail entirely.

Today, Bilhah Njoki Mwangi remains a free woman. The case against her is still active in court, moving slowly, years after the plot to kill her own husband unraveled. A woman who plotted to kill her husband for his money, betrayed by her own greed twice over, and still waiting for justice to catch up with her.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Never feel guilty for not visiting or calling your relatives, they also have your number & they can also visit you but they don't.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

If a Kikuyu, Luo, Kalenjin, Luhya, Mswahili, and Somali all got hired on the same day at Kenya Ports Authority, Mombasa, and you went back to check on them after 10 years, this is what you would find:

KIKUYU 🐝

✅ Owns a three-bedroom in Shanzu. Title deed in his name. Family settled, children in a private school nearby. He hardly goes to his village. Mombasa became home!

✅ Has two rental units in Kisauni already generating income. A matatu on the Likoni route with a trusted tout managing it.

✅ Drives a 1300cc EFI. Clean. Paid for in cash.

✅ His idea of a night out is meeting one old friend at a local leaking joint, splitting a quarter kilo of nyama choma, and arguing over land prices in Ruiru over two cold Tuskers.

✅ He is already planning to quit KPA.

LUO 👑

✅ Lives in a five-bedroom house in Nyali. Rent is 85,000 a month. The sitting room has a chandelier.

✅ Drives a 4000cc V8 on a loan that still has six years to run. The car turns heads. That is the point.

✅ No land. No rentals. Has a savings account he has never saved in.

✅ Is the Chairman of the KPA Workers Union. Has called eleven strikes in ten years. Nine of them were about Kikuyus being promoted unfairly. He sings TUTAM in meetings!

✅ His Friday night involves ten friends, a table full of beers, music that makes conversation impossible, and a very loud argument about how Raila would have been the greatest president Africa ever produced.

✅ Genuinely believes the Kikuyu guy in accounts is stealing. Has no evidence. Does not need any. But he believes they were born thieves!

KALENJIN 🏃

✅ Family is in Kericho. He is in Mombasa. This arrangement makes complete sense to him.

✅ His 1300cc car is also in Kericho. He takes buses.

✅ Has quietly bought 37 acres near Londiani. Does not talk about it.

✅ Drinks beer slowly, alone or with one or two clansmen, in a corner of a quiet bar. The conversation is mostly about home. He is already mentally back in the Rift.

✅ Regularly wonders why they built the port in Mombasa and not somewhere more sensible, like Kericho.

LUHYA 🎵

✅ Has one wife in Bungoma and one wife in Mombasa. Both know about each other. Neither is happy. He manages.

✅ Has been waiting seven years for another Luhya to become MD so things can finally go his way. There have been two Luhya MDs. Neither remembered him.

✅ No savings. No land. But he knows every Lingala song released between 2015 and today, and there is always a sweet sixteen somewhere who thinks he looks important.

✅ Looks at the Kikuyu's rental houses with genuine admiration and zero plan to replicate them.

✅ His budget does not survive the third week of any month.

MSWAHILI 🌊

✅ Has never lived anywhere else. His grandfather worked at the port. His father worked at the port. He works at the port. This is simply how things are done.

✅ Lives in the family house in Mvita, Old Town. The house was built in 1962. He sees no reason to move.

✅ Does not hustle. Does not plan. Believes strongly that riziki inatoka kwa Mungu and that rushing is a sign of poor upbringing.

✅ Has a small shop downstairs run by his wife. The shop has been open since 1987. The stock has not changed much since then either.

✅ Genuinely confused why the Kikuyu is always running somewhere. Kwani where is he going?

✅ Spends evenings at the baraza with elders drinking kahawa chungu and discussing how Mombasa was better before everyone else arrived.

✅ Still waiting for his cousin's friend's brother to finalize paperwork on a piece of land in Likoni. The cousin says it is almost ready. It has been almost ready for four years.

SOMALI 🐪

✅ Was hired at KPA but stopped showing up after three months. Nobody is quite sure when he left or how. But everyone suspects he gets paid.

✅ Currently owns a money transfer business, a wholesale shop in Eastleigh, a small logistics company operating between Mombasa and Garissa, and a share in a fuel depot.

✅ Drives a clean Prado. Cash.

[Eric @amerix]

The NTSA mandatory annual vehicle inspection is the Motor Vehicle Tax that was impugned in the disgraced 2024 Finance Bill but is now being reintroduced with a different name.

It is a TAX.

Reject it.

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

Guys we need to speak about Lichuma until he is found

#FreeLichuma #FindLichuma

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Judasi

[Thadei Mhabuka @mhabukat]

@Thommunkondya Utu gani huo mwana kwetu.

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

They acused RiggG of tribalism in Government.

Almost two years after he left the tribal appointments he forced Mr. William Ruto to make, continue to haunt the country.

RiggyG’s tribal appointments have compromised the security of the country by selling and issuing passports to criminals and IDs to foreigners. Kenya is now a pariah state courtesy of RiggyG Tribal appointments.

Sad!

See the front page of the Standard Newspaper attached.

RiggyG and his tribal appointees owe the people of Kenya an apology and an explanation.

Long after he left Government, Riggy has again influenced and made sure his tribesmen are in charge of all police commands in the country causing disquiet among the rank and file.

RiggyG must be called out for enthicising the Police commands to the extent that County Security and Intelligence Commitee meetings are being conducted in Kikuyu language long after he left Government.

What a tragedy!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

KTN has dropped the bombshell. They reveal how Somalis are receiving our National ID in preparations for 2027.

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

How UDA women have been campaigning.. Mammitto atakuja kuniua 😂😂😂😂😂

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

Yesterday's High Court judgment on the impeachment of H.E. Rigathi Gachagua raises serious and legitimate questions that our constitutional jurisprudence must grapple with honestly. The three-judge bench found that the Senate violated the former Deputy President's right to a fair hearing under Article 50 of the Constitution specifically by declining to grant an adjournment when he was unable to attend the proceedings. The court acknowledged that violation, issued a declaratory order and awarded Ksh.50 million in constitutional damages. Yet the bench ultimately upheld the impeachment itself. I respect the court and the constitutional role it plays. But I believe this outcome calls for serious reflection on the coherence of our remedial framework.

The tension in the judgment lies in this, if the Senate's refusal to adjourn was a constitutional infirmity serious enough to warrant a finding of violation and a Ksh.50 million award, then the question that naturally follows is whether that infirmity was capable of tainting the entire removal process. The right to a fair hearing is not procedural decoration. It is a substantive constitutional guarantee, particularly in proceedings that result in the removal of a person from high public office. Courts must therefore grapple carefully with what it means to vindicate a right while simultaneously affirming the outcome that flowed from its violation. It is a difficult balance and I appreciate that the bench was navigating complicated constitutional terrain.

It is instructive to recall the reasoning of the Supreme Court in the landmark 2017 presidential election petition delivered by the then Chief Justice David Maraga. The court, in a 4-2 majority, nullified the presidential election not on the basis that the outcome was necessarily wrong but on the basis that the process through which it was arrived at did not conform to the Constitution and the law. The court found that irregularities and illegalities in the transmission of results had compromised the integrity of the election and that the constitutional standard required more than a plausible result, it required a process that was itself constitutionally compliant. That principle that a flawed process cannot produce a constitutionally valid outcome remains a pillar of our public law.

When we place that 2017 reasoning alongside yesterday's judgment, a legitimate concern emerges. Both cases involved constitutional violations in the course of a high-stakes removal or electoral process. In 2017, the violation of constitutional standards was sufficient to nullify the result entirely. Yesterday, a violation of the right to a fair hearing was found, remedied in damages but the result was preserved. These are not necessarily irreconcilable positions, courts do have discretion in fashioning remedies but the distinction must be clearly reasoned and transparently justified because the precedent being set will govern how future impeachments are conducted and how future courts respond to violations within those processes.

My concern is about the precedent this decision may establish. If a constitutional violation during impeachment proceedings can be remedied by damages without disturbing the outcome, future Parliaments and Senates may not feel the full weight of their constitutional obligations when handling removal proceedings. The court itself noted the urgent need for Parliament to enact a dedicated statutory framework under Article 150 governing the removal of a Deputy President which is a legislative gap that should never have existed this long. That recommendation must not be ignored. A constitutional democracy is built on the integrity of its processes not merely its outcomes. We must ensure that the right to a fair hearing in Kenya remains substantive and not merely symbolic.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

I think we've finally found the person we've been waiting for to restore world peace. Bwana someone find this guy and give him my Ebola vaccine.

[JN Kariuki @RISCOMOJESTO]

@HonMoses_Kuria @citizentvkenya @inoorotv Attention seeker fundas

[Eric @amerix]

The Congolese have rejected the psyops.

The scam.

The distraction.

The nonsense.

[Greezy @Iam_Greezy]

Vindee asked his viewers to contribute 10 mikes to buy 50 million seedlings for tree planting. By good a chance, msamaria mwema akatokea and said he is going to give him 50 million seedlings for free.
Boys alijam mbaya sana 😂😂😂
Kila mtuu anajua kile ilimleta nairobi

[Keith™ @KeithShicks]

The impeachment motion is already uncovering Ruto's NIS on this platform.
What a time to be alive bana.

#RutoMustGo

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

Stop telling us others would not sign.

Tell us whether you would sign or not.

[JN Kariuki @RISCOMOJESTO]

@C_NyaKundiH Jidishi fala wewe,pia bila wewe yote yawezekana ghasia katakata

[Mange Kimambi 🇹🇿🇺🇸 @mangekimambi]

BREAKING: VIDEO MPYA. NEW VIDEO EVIDENCE OF THE VIOLENCE THAT TANZANIANS ENDURED DURING THE INTERNET BLACKOUT UNDER SAMIA SULUHU ORDERS.

WATANZANIA AMBAO MLIKUWA MNAOGOPA KUACHIA VIDEO, PLEASE NITUMIENI ILI DUNIA IONE ILI TUPATE MSAADE WA NJE!!!!! WhatsApp [phone]

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

This is not a threat it's a promise, the money you're looting & the state machineries won't save you.

William Ruto is a mistake we can't repeat as a nation.

Bomb, bullet or ballot Ruto must go!