The King of Autism

So damn lightskin, you could turn me on with a light switch. 💜 || Autistic || Bilingual 🇦🇺 🇩🇰 || All other socials in my Link Tree below.

[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

Apparently this didn’t work last time, so Imma try it again.

I call dibs on the throne when King Chucky dies. 🤣

[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

2 years ago today, on August 5th of 2024, I made it pretty clear that my haters ain’t shit. ���

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[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

One year ago today, on June 30th of 2025, I appropriated trans culture in order to seduce lesbians. 🥴
https://t.co/7BHLhCBBBI
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[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

"Check Yes Romeo" OUT NOW.

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[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

"Dudes" OUT NOW.
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[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

One year ago today, on June 17th of 2025, I put out a song that I originally thought of writing when I was 20. 🥴

https://t.co/A1o2Ms9mRP
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[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

One year ago today, on June 9th of 2025, I expressed gleeful enthusiasm for anal fisting. 🥴

https://t.co/OKTaoTvEe3
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[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

Now that it’s Pride Month, it’s time I “come out” and say it:

I am a cisgendered heterosexual man, and I hope you’ll accept me, even if you don’t support my lifestyle. 🥴

[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

Technically, I’ve invented two slurs. 🥴

[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

Manual breathing.

Manual blinking.

Your toes are touching.

You can feel your heartbeat.

Your clothes are touching your skin.

Your tongue is uncomfortable.

You’re itchy somewhere.

THE GAME.

[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

Three years ago today, on April 30th of 2023, I released a remix of Pewdiepie's "Bitch Lasagna". 💜

https://t.co/TrwPwAGgpN
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[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

Taylor Lautner and his wife, Taylor Lautner, are having a child together.

They should name the kid "Taylor Lautner, Jr. II"; since the kid'd be named after both parents, it's only fair that the kid gets two suffixes. 🥴

[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

Two years ago today, on April 21st of 2024, I released a song I had originally written in 2012 when I was 17. 🤣

https://t.co/qMnsJRsLUn
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[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

The person who unalived Archduke Franz Ferdinand was terminally ill (tuberculosis); not like he was finna carry out his full sentence.

So, if you're terminally ill, do the math.
Are you sniffin what I'm shittin, twin? 🥴

(For legal reasons, this is obviously a joke.)

[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

Three years ago today, on April 16th of 2023, I released a diss track on someone who use to be my friend. 🥴

https://t.co/yADv51lh7s
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[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

Before the name change about a decade ago, these were called “Fags”.

Now I can’t put a fag in my mouth without it being gay, and I’m upset about it. 😭

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Want to feel old?

Nazi pug was posted 10 years ago today.

[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

Update IV:

[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

Rate my daily breakfast 1-10

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Update III:

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For context, I’m 0.1% Middle Eastern. 🥴

[The King of Autism @RJ_Morph]

It's not illegal to *flirt* with goats.

[Christopher Judge @iamchrisjudge]

I can now confirm I am Kratos #GodofWar4