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@virsanghvi While BJP's vote share may be 37-38%, Modi's vote would probably go up to 50% + if the electorate were given a choice between only 2 candidates. Otherwise, why doesn't the test 62%'s candidate becomes the PM?

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@indiantweeter @AmitShah I heard sanjay kumar, CSDS saying BJP has advantage, and Yogi is the most popular leader at 45%, much ahead of Akhilesh. The same is echoed by right wing shows like Coffee par kurukshetra and Jaipur dialogue. So, your view may be a micro view not reflective of overall reality.

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@sardesairajdeep I have a good idea. Nosia ji shud be declared queen of india now, to be followed by harul ji, hairan ji robbert badraa etc. That will potentially give the public some respite from the daily farce of harul ji's life and also give some meaning to the lives of khandani bootlickers.

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@hvgoenka What about dew?

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@vijaythottathil Bhrosik, keep him hidden under petticoat of your wife so that nobody can harm him.

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@khanumarfa Why is it haram?

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@_sayema For people who pray a lot, they do blow up quite a lot. You would think religious people would care about human life.

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@svaradarajan @AmitShah In one day such a situation in Delhi i shudder to think what our innocent brothers and goats in Iran and gezza must be going through where it's every day diwali.

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@sanjayuvacha Is time you should leave delhi and go live in the poonjab. Take Koran thapar along with you.

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@JhaSanjay Agreed. Rahil ji hamdhi is no 1 darpok.

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@mkatju Tu hi ban ja aya thulla aise bhi vacany hai. Tujhe sab pata hai.

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@bachikarkaria Are you an expert? Expert at what? Stick to writing vaguely funny articles.

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@ChouhanShivraj He seems to be getting better at 100 🙏🙏

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@PrabhuChawla Puppa is the stormy daniels of indian polotics.

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@guru3ti Bitch!

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@aajtakradio @AishPaliwal @mausamii2u @aajtakjitendra @sanjoomewati @Piyush_mi Bhagwan maumusi singh jesa thopda duushmann ko bhi na de

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@TheGroyperr This motherfucker looks neat. But at the end of the day, he is in the corner of al sayed.

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@gullypoint_ Yes, and fuck you for showing up on my timeline and wasting my time.

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@SagarH62 One hint: leftmost is colin cowdrey
Rest are easy to guess

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@kaushikcbasu Toh rahil hamdhi saab ko prime manister bana de?