Brett Anthony Baggett

My name is Brett Baggett. I was home schooled and I once colored my penis black with a sharpie at church camp. I have a god complex and anger issues.

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

Turns out I'm addicted to creampies. Just another sign from the man above that I'm meant to bread an army to fight regular people just trying to exist. It's what the liberal Jesus would've wanted.

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

@AbolitionRising Remember that time "God" used rain as a weapon of mass destruction and drowned every man, woman and child on the planet?

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

@AbolitionRising God's not real. Deal with it.

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

AMIRIGHT?!?! @EkklesiaGEE @MyMuskogee

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

It's tough trying to rally my little small-town cult and slowly radicalize them to identify as God's soldiers. @EkklesiaGEE @MyMuskogee @musko

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

I wish he was my daddy.

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

Man, I must have gone Woke without realizing it because I just checked my bank account and I am Broke.

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

I would never suggest brainwashing your children. You should only indoctrinate them.
@realEkklesiaGee @EkklesiaG

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

@AbolitionRising @cantdon Right. Because abolition stopped people from making, selling and purchasing alcohol. This time it will work though. So dumb.

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

@Nimbopill You don't have to believe it. It literally has nothing to do with you and absolutely none of your business.

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

8 minutes of pro birthers sounding dumb and awkwardly laughing when confronted. @AbolitionRising @EkklesiaGEE @realEkklesiaGee
https://t.co/gwZqAQ7tlD

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

@RVC213 @nbcsnl Accord to me and the other republicans Donald is the new Jesus.

[realEkklesiaGee @realEkklesiaGee]

Join us this Sunday where we'll hear a sermon generated entirely by Chatgpt. We doubt you'll notice the difference!

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

@jhow0089 It's funny to think the creator of all things would give us extra dick skin just to cut it off.

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

@TRussHunter Nothing like 4 dudes who can't bear children talking about making rules for women that can. Good times.

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

Pro tip: If your wife doesn't enjoy having sex with you. Just write a sermon where God implies she has to have sex with you, or she'll burn in hell for eternity.

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

@MarkwayneMullin Thanks for this hot take Mark. Don't address the charges, just deflect and then send us all an email so we know how spineless you are. Such a poor excuse for a man and more importantly a leader.

[Brett Anthony Baggett @RLBrettaBaggett]

@JarJarKling @GovEvers I'm assuming you think your side is righteous? Lol.