Turns out I'm addicted to creampies. Just another sign from the man above that I'm meant to bread an army to fight regular people just trying to exist. It's what the liberal Jesus would've wanted.
Pro tip: If your wife doesn't enjoy having sex with you. Just write a sermon where God implies she has to have sex with you, or she'll burn in hell for eternity.
@MarkwayneMullin Thanks for this hot take Mark. Don't address the charges, just deflect and then send us all an email so we know how spineless you are. Such a poor excuse for a man and more importantly a leader.