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[Tyrann Mathieu @Mathieu_Era]

Can I return back to college football?
I only played 2 seasons, should have 2 more eligibility years left….

Can you find me a judge in Louisiana who can see to it that Honey Badger gets to finish his last 2 years of college football?
Who’s going to say no ?????

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[sheef @shifpapi]

I like to call this type of person a “Noah Kahan American”. They make up about 80% of the city of Boston and have made an otherwise cool city a cultural hellhole

[Staff Sergeant Lincoln Osiris 🇹🇹 @Balsamic_Vinnn]

Kiffin catching Ed O dippin out the KD house before practice at 5 AM

[Dan Johnson, Dad, Sports Fan, American @danthesportsdad]

Didn’t know we were playing at Valhalla

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

The people yearn for Catholic Cam Young

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

If you grew up in New England, Chris Herren spoke at your school.

Was one of the assembly’s that you didn’t end up hating.

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

BREAKING: Victor Wembayama has become the first immigrant to be ejected from Minnesota

[Spieth’s “inner” Dialogue @SpazzyMind]

13yr old nephew asked me how much I bench lol.

Bench press? Got no clue lil man, doesn’t matter. How far do you hit your stock 7 iron tho? Let’s focus on shit that matters.

[Asante Samuel @pick_six22]

Vrabel is a faithful man. Whatever happened in the past is the past, as of today he is a faithful man. Move on

[Lane Kiffin @Lane_Kiffin]

George you are suppose to be recruiting!!! @realDonaldTrump

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

A random MNF game in the middle of October would go fucking crazy right now

[Jack Bardsley @bb4jbards]

Alex Cora didn’t trade Mookie Betts.
Alex Cora didn’t miss out on multiple big-name free agent signings.
Alex Cora didn’t lowball Alex Bregman.

Alex Cora was asked to manage a team whose “leader” is a 22 year-old kid with 9 career homers.

Sell the team.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Who is the manager tomorrow? It’s actually comical that Breslow and Henry are taking zero accountability

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

Jeff Teague on Michael Jackson passing away on his NBA draft day:

“I told my family, ‘one Indiana legend died, another one was born,’ and they got mad.” 💀😭

(via @club520podcast)

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Fly High