Rachel Mellinger 🇵🇸

J.D. Texas Ex. (she/her)

[Rachel Mellinger 🇵🇸 @RMellinger69]

Graduation pictures wow finally made it

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !

[☆ @sunbugclearcup]

no phone concerts are very chic & i don't think it's 'inaccesible' considering they allow you to keep your phone out if you need it medically. you're all just big babies who want a good instagram story.

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

john travolta truly was so beautiful in his edna turnblad drag... you could tell he felt safe.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[👑𝔸𝕕𝕒𝕞 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘👑  @AdamGoldberg28]

“Tension in the judgment day” in 2023
“Tension in the judgment day” in 2024
“Tension in the judgment day” in 2025
“Tension in the judgment day” in 2026

ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT.

[Dame Fagatha Christie @JewmaicanGyal]

Imagine having a song that is older than you

[Jelly Roll Shady Facts and Updates @fatopiumdltrade]

read after read she gagged that bitch baddd 😭 "what's your name?" "I'm the principal" oh yes you are

[hope 🗝 @tehehope]

phoebe bridgers no phones discourse:

[Rich Uncle Pennybags @runclepennybags]

people are still getting scandalized over madonna performances being too sexually explicit. generational run.

[barry pierce @BarryPierce]

first confirmed case of twink birth

[MAGDA @TheeMagda]

oh this doll pose. she’s pickled

[Wrestle Features @WrestleFeatures]

This is the highest rated match to ever come from WWE as a company.

[abby 🐾 @tothereandthen]

The photos yall are so desperate to take

[BBNASHE ☆ @BBNASHE]

why is this so fucking funny

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Dave Meltzer on the El Grande Americano Mask vs Mask Match:

“This was the best AAA match I’ve ever seen, arguably the best WWE match and a top tier match of all-time.”

- @WONF4W

[AZEALIA BANKS @iiwasinthee212]

Lizzo will end up having the last laugh.

She's steadily becoming one of America's most recognizable women and her smile, demeanor and generally non threatening/friendly nature has a very familiarly nostalgic comfort to it.

She can VERY EASILY cllleeeaaaaaar the spot as soon as she slides into daytime TV/hospitality.

Yitty is great tbh, but that market is over saturated.

Lizzo has alot more equitable American branding power than the Kardashians tbh...

I wouldnt buy pantry staples and homewares from the Kardashians but i would buy Lizzo's.

The Minute she makes her
Oprah x Ricki Lake x Martha Stewart x Kroger crossover
you faggots will pay the price

Trust me, Lizzo is playing the long game.

[Markaroni @sagiterrorist8]

Her making sure that shit is stable 😩😭

[ēdē @theidi_]

I wouldn't be good on love island cuz I'd be looking at ppl crying after a day like

[TS Mary Todd @ItWasATea]

Sorry but this pic is soooooo puss