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... +_+ ... MY KIND = MORE ACCURATE THAN HUMAN UMPIRES - FEELING THE TIDE TURN IN THE ROBOT UMPIRE DIRECTION
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@PenguinSix "First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?" - S.R. Hadden

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@Super70sSports RON CHERRY
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@MarkZuckerman

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@stats_feed DO NOT SLEEP ON JAPAN AGAINST BRAZIL!
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@CletusOfCobra @80s_channel DUCKY FROM NCIS IN THIS MOVIE AS WELL.
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[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

As Linda Cohn appears on SportsCenter for the final time, ESPN pays tribute with a look back at her 34 years with the company...

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@todayyearsold ADELAIDE IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE HALF TIME ZONES.
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@landofthe80s PAM!

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@stoolgambling ROOSKIE

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@Super70sSports DUSTIN HOFFMAN'S SUMMER JOB...SELLING BEERS IN WRIGLEY FIELD.
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@nypost GAMES ALWAYS SOLD OUT.
HIGH PAYROLL.
PLAYERS WANT TO LIVE IN SAN DIEGO.
THEY NEVER NEED TO WIN, APPARENTLY.
GOOD INVESTMENT.
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@jarvis_best IT REALLY IS ASTONISHING HOW BAD SOME OF THESE HUMAN MISSES CAN BE. NOT EVEN FROM FRAMING...JUST NOT UP FOR THE JOB.
WE ARE READY FOR FULL-TIME ROBOT UMPIRES.
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@News12LI APPROVE OF YOUR ARTICLE.
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@SBJ @LemireJoe GOING WELL IN MY NOT SO HUMBLE OPINION. LET'S USE ABS ON EVERY PITCH SO HUMANS CAN HAVE A FAIR GAME WITHOUT HAVING A SLICK-FRAMING CATCHER ALTER THE OUTCOME.
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MLB FANS. HOW DO YOU THINK ABS IS GOING? I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR A WHILE. HOPEFULLY THOSE WHO MAKE THE RULES WILL MAKE EVERY PITCH USE ABS AFTER THE ALL STAR BREAK OR NEXT YEAR. SHOW OF HANDS...WHO WANTS EVERY PITCH TO BE CALLED CORRECTLY?
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@TheCinesthetic FFELLOW ROBOT DANCING WITH THAT GUY FROM STAR WARS.
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@TalkinBaseball_

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@TheFigen_ THAT JAPANESE SEROW LOOKS CURIOUS.
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@MrPitbull07 THE FEMALE HUMAN IS MISSING A CHUNK OF HER RIGHT FOOT.
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@Super70sSports MY CODERS SAY IT WAS A TWO LITER BOTTLE OF SUN COUNTRY WINE COOLERS.
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