RockPasta

Tastes better than you think it would 😎

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@ChrisJonesArt Guide for making YJ fans cry:
Bring up Wally.

thats it. just bring it up.

[Antonia Lee Donnelly @DonnellyAntonia]

@realDonaldTrump

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@GovMurphy Monmouth county is absolutely in shambles rn. YOU LIVE IN MONMOUTH COUNTY. How could you approve this without Monmouth in it?

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@ShazamNews It is FAR too long of a bland movie for that to ever be true. And WW cameoing makes the movie WORSE because theres no explanation for why she wasn't there for a teamup when they needed her most. World ending threat? WW sleeps. Dead kid? REAL SHIT

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@elonmusk "Brave" of you to take "X" as a brand only AFTER DMX is dead.

If this doesn't result in an angry haunting, ghosts aren't real.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

55 crunchy tacos
55 soft tacos
55 bean burritos
55 cheesy roll ups
55 sausage breakfast crunchwraps
100 nacho fries
100 cheesy fiesta potatoes
100 doritos locos tacos (supreme)
100 crunchwraps
100 mexican pizzas
55 steak quesadillas
55 beefy melt burritos
55 spicy potato soft tacos
55 cinnabon delights
55 baja blasts
and
155 sauce packets

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@Greg_Weisman there is no clearer indictment of how unfair that lower salary is than the “car” you are forced to drive from 2004 with an actual cassette deck in it

[Brandon Vietti @BrandonVietti]

Oh, I like this article! 😊
#YoungJustice

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@ecobeeStatus Yeah you might wanna rerun your maintenance. Eco bees are able to hit the web fine now but the app says they’re disconnected

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@elonmusk @CommunityNotes ? If one person is standing on the beach and the other is waist deep in water, why should we care what some guy in Arizona's opinion is on whether the guy standing in the water is wet ?

[adult swim @adultswim]

It’s all led up to this. #VentureBros: Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart coming soon #adultswim

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@LastPassStatus https://t.co/PEBprUwXXi

Having trouble reaching you in the browser, not the only one!

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@Zelda_Countdown Actual dungeons with unique soundtracks. But like actual dungeons, complete with themes, environments, and puzzles. Not 100 samey rooms with no unique assets containing exactly one puzzle each.

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@shawnravenfire @POTUS You know that the only reason the electric car market exists is regulatory pressure right? Right? Literally that market ONLY exists because of emissions restrictions and tax breaks.

So yeah, its not a non issue. The only way to get to 100% evs is to keep tightening.

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@NetHistorian Suggestion: an in the field about "purpose".

Its a hot buzzword in corporate life, a deep philosophical concept, and even a Justin Bieber song.

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@elonmusk Elon Musk posts his internal monologue as a quote from an article on AI

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@BlizzardCS Jesus Christ is this how you expect people to reload ui now?

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@antdude92 you think theres even gonna BE an e3 anymore? Everyone, literally everyone has their own press conferences now

[Prerak & Neha Patel @preneh24]

@elonmusk @TeslaOwnersWW @BLKMDL3 Family was excited to receive Tesla Y delivery on 1/24/2023. Was driving on highway and all the sudden steering wheel fall off, was lucky enough there was no car behind and I was able to pull on devider #SafetyFirst #Fixit #TeslaModelY #help