Morgan

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

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@realDonaldTrump realized that @HillaryClinton would have only been paid 80% of the salary if elected. "YEAH? I'LL DO IT FOR 0%"
#progress

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@thedepew Yessssssss!

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@realDonaldTrump, some guy just climbed 21 floors of YOUR building in broad daylight. How are your walls going to keep illegals out?

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#IStandWithTaylor because @RayJ is the only person I can think of who "made a bitch famous."

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"Daryl dies this episode."
#OffendEveryoneIn4Words
#WalkingDead

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The 2012 version of Steel Magnolias was ok. But if they had cast @eddiemurphy as everyone it may have been better than the original.

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I was disappointed to click on the trending #BlackMambaReturns tag and learn that it wasn't another Kill Bill film in the makes.

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@Budlow @thedepew @HowItStacks @jaztech

The awesome Nickelodeon version or the so-so Disney series?

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@thedepew I'm down.

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@thedepew Snake Eater is amazing. My favorite to date!

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Well, Karen shouldn't be much of a bother to Mobile tonight. If we can keep the minors away from @rkelly everyone should stay nice and dry.