Men,
A woman should not come being jumpy and happy to break to you news that she is pregnant.
She thinks your dick is something to play with.
Tell her to calm down and wait for DNA.
Be a man.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
Things that will NEVER improve your sexual health:
- Prayers.
- Witchcraft.
- Fruits.
- Alcohol.
- Energy drinks.
- Viagra.
- ‘Dawa.’
- Vegetable smoothies.
- Maasai herbal concoction.
#MasculinitySaturday
Wishing all the moms out there a wonderful Mother’s Day!
To @MichelleObama, I’m grateful for all the ways you’ve shown up for our daughters and our family over the years. We love you.
Men,
Each time an ejaculation threatens to happen.
• Make a deep breath.
• Hold your breath.
• Release the breath slowly.
Rule:
- Don't moan. Moaning is for women.
- Don't be dramatic.
Command the tone, pace and mood of the moment.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
Monthly reminder:
Stay away from another man's wife,
— whether she is as beautiful as a zebra
— whether she is having marital issues
— whether she appears seductive
Keep off.
You will be killed, and we shall use you as an example.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
Stop posting those sentimental Mother’s Day updates on your timeline or status.
Your mother did what biology designed her to do.
The sperm is what turns any woman into a mother.
Know what’s actually worth celebrating.
No mother, no story, but no MAN, no legacy.
This Mother’s Day, I’m thinking about my mom, and all the lessons she taught me. I'm proud to honor her memory with the Ann Dunham Water Terrace at the Obama Presidential Center.
Men,
Don’t confuse marriage with bloodlines. Her sister isn’t family.
You can marry her and have a family.
Know who is family and who isn’t.
Stay conscious.
If you sleep with another man's wife, he will beat you and even kill you.
Not because of the woman,
But because you have encroached on his boundaries.
Men are territorial, and any threat to their territory is considered a scourge that should be neutralised.
Halleluya 🙌, good morning, welcome to this day that the Lord has made, another day to conquer because you are more than a conqueror 💪. Pokea nuru Mwana Ligi, hapa ndipo! Ni Himizo Friday 😊.
@EvahMwalili@Radio47_Kenya#nurunaevahmwalili#nurunaevahmwalili
Vice President Vance on military operations in Iran:
“The President wants to make it clear to the Iranians and to the world that he is not going to rest until he accomplishes that all-important objective of ensuring that Iran can't have a nuclear weapon.”🔥
Benjamin Netanyahu has had his way with the world. He made the world believe:
Libya was developing nuclear weapons. Libya was destroyed.
Iraq was developing nuclear weapons. Iraq was destroyed.
Syria was gassing its citizens. Syria was destroyed.
Lebanon was a proxy for Syria. Lebanon was destroyed.
Gaza has 30,000 Hamas terrorists. Gaza was erased.
Iran is three weeks (for over twenty years) away from developing nuclear weapons. Iran is being made Gaza!
NEXT, Netanyahu will make accusations against Saudi Arabia, UAE then Egypt!
The World is enabling the destruction of the Middle East. History will record Netanyahu as the sole Architect of the destruction of the Muslim World!