MagicIsRuinedForever

Remember when Magic was good?

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

jesus fucking christ

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I cast CRT monitors https://t.co/O8L8UqF1be

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

You've had "I cast Rick". Now you can have "I cast Harold and Bob"

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@pseudosoldier @AcidReynRR holy sHIT

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jesus fucking christ

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

You've had "I cast Rick". Now you can have "I cast Harold and Bob"

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

Joke circa 2013: Wizards breaks up with Judge Program

Official judge post in 2023: Wizards of the Coast will not be renewing its sponsorship agreement with Judge Academy

https://t.co/QUksrzt6YT

[Judge Academy @JudgeAcademy]

Developments in Magic Judging. An open letter and FAQ for our members, partners, and supporters.
https://t.co/2vBCyZK2vE
#JudgeAcademy #MagicJudge #MagicTheGathering

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

I'm proud to announce I'm not and never will be an #MTGAmbassador

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wieners

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

posting just to keep the account alive due to new policies. also wizards don't hire the goddamn pinkertons you fucking morons.

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

fuckin sure

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[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

STICKERS WILL BE TOURNAMENT LEGAL WHAT THE FUCK

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

If I showed this video to myself circa 2012, the 2012 me would've assumed we went to college, got a degree in animation or some manner of AV production, then made this as a joke to prank people because there's no way it could've been real.

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[Magic France @wizards_magicFR]

L'avenir radieux de Kamigawa chanté par la brillante Hatsune Miku ? Nous en avons rêvé, nous l'avons fait !!

A vos glowsticks: https://t.co/cwYhMujJt8 (version longue)

Merci à Mwk pour la chanson et @cfm_miku_en pour cette collaboration.

Kamigawa, disponible le 18 Février.

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

alchemy is bad or something hearthstone rabble rabble rabble

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

lmao wizards never even blocked ME

https://t.co/9sNYbM0Vte

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Wow Fuck You @wizards_magic for blocking me for complaining about your overpriced product #mtg #boardgames

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

THIS IS SOME GALAXY BRAIN MENTAL GYMNASTICS

IF SOMETHING IS LOGICAL TO THE PLAYERS MAYBE IT SHOULD BE LOGICAL TO YOU

FUCK THIS LAWYER SPEAK

https://t.co/8HpvADadur

[Aaron Forsythe @mtgaaron]

@StarCityBen @wizards_magic If Garth said "Create a colorless artifact token named Black Lotus with 'T, Sacrifice this: Add 3 mana of any color.'" then it would be like Llanowar Mentor. It doesn't do that. It does something no other card does, which is create a copy of something by invoking Oracle.

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

@mtgaaron YOU LITERALLY JUST FUCKING DID IT

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

@mtgaaron coming out of retirement for two whole seconds to say MAGIC IS RUINED FOREVER

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

@cchauvet @Rose0fthorns what the fuck i'm retired

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

NEGAN IS A RAPIST

INVOKE PREJUDICE IS RACIST

JUST BAN THEM FROM YOUR EDH GROUPS BECAUSE THAT'S LITERALLY ALL YOU HAVE FOR THE NEXT 12 MONTHS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT JUST GET RID OF THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE IN YOUR OWN LIFE

WHY IS THAT HARD

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

I can't parody you people anymore. The canary in the coal mine is dead. Get a real hobby. Lift a weight, eat a broccoli, read a book, do literally anything that isn't Magic. This account is dead now and Magic players killed it.

[MagicIsRuinedForever @ROONED4EVAR]

I'm basically the centrist now in a world of constant crying of both sides of the aisle. OH NO SJWS and OH NO NATZIS. Shut the fuck up, both of you are wrong. Play your luxury cardboard rectangle game and quit crying all the goddamn time.