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[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

@VitoSulmona @VincedaLima @DanWolken No Abdul fan, but yes, we do. Signed 2x alumni, 31 year season ticket holder and 25 year resident of Ann Arbor.

[JC Christopher @JCChristopher]

Uber passenger: "Love your Tesla. But how often do you have to find a place to charge it?"

Me: "I never have to find any place, I don't use public chargers. I charge out of my garage wall, just like you do your iPhone at home."

Uber passenger: "Well how much does that increase your power bill?"

Me: "I don't know, how much does your iPhone increase your power bill?

Uber passenger: "Uhhhhhh, well, I don't know."

Me: "Yeah, me neither. It's that negligible and unimportant."

Uber passenger: "Ok, but what about battery fires? I know they catch fire all the time. How many batteries have you gone through?"

Me: "12"

[Joel Klatt @joelklatt]

Tonights result will not have an impact on my following rankings so here is a quick look at my new Top teams after week 1
1) @GeorgiaFootball
2) @OhioStateFB
3) @TexasFootball
4) @NDFootball
5) @AlabamaFTBL
6) @CanesFootball
7) @OleMissFB
8) @PennStateFball
9) @UMichFootball

[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

@Stevensmith457 @TJA4Michigan Stealing signs is not against the rules. It how Stallions did it, not what he did. Given that, it is extremely plausible the coaching staff did not know the how.

[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

@TheExtremeMusi1 Brown eyed girl

[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

@JenniferSey To l Ii op up o

[AFC Ann Arbor @AFCAnnArbor]

🌳𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐲 𝐎𝐚𝐤𝐬!🌳
More returning players to announce!
Help us welcome Naji Elder ( @@najielder2) and Claire Cahalan back.

Men's Home Opener: 5/11
Women's Home Opener: 5/19
Tickets: https://t.co/bxiELDs4gF

#AFCAAFAmily #COYMO

[Jim Farley @jimfarley98]

No person was more authentic than @TobyKeith when it comes to @FordTrucks. He was from a third-generation Ford family and did so much for Ford and communities, like helping the Oklahoma tornado victims. We will miss him!
Thanks for being THE Ford Truck Man.

[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

Jim Harbaugh trying to burn it to the ground on his way out and the Athletic Director is letting him do it...

[Chris Balas @Balas_Wolverine]

STORY: Michigan athletics’ retention problem, and how Sherrone Moore’s job just got harder #GoBlue https://t.co/n7IhukIO35

[Isaiah Hole @isaiahhole]

Lisa McClain: "I'm going to tell you something that Big Ten commissioner Tony Petitti can't get out of his mouth: Hail! to the Victors! Michigan is the national champion! Go Blue, baby!"

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Chris Christie's campaign-suspending speech was remarkable. It’s one of the best political speeches I’ve heard in a very long time.

Do yourself a favor and watch it from beginning to end. Via
@jeffstorobinsky

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

Charlie Baker does not “regret” his “unusual” decision to alert the Big Ten to the Michigan sign-stealing inquiry and believes it helps legitimize Wolverines title.

“No one believes at this point that Michigan didn’t win the national title fair & square" https://t.co/S59zqAXNzZ

[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

Join me in raising money for Champions Circle™! via @givebutter https://t.co/IWZd6ASRG8

[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

@MScottyboy260 @A_M_D_16 Bad look and stupid

[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

@MScottyboy260 @A_M_D_16 The NCAA has not yet acted. NCAA could still do just about anything if they find a violation. Michigan is not out of the woods but based on what we know they should be.

[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

@MScottyboy260 @A_M_D_16 Point is that facts matter and most ignore them. The NCAA may act if it is ever proven CS was on the sidelines at CMU. CMU, for whatever reason, has failed to confirm. Even if they did the NCAA needs to conclude SC was scouting for Michigan and not providing a service to CMU.

[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

@MScottyboy260 @A_M_D_16 But they are not, because they are not institutional staff of any school. Also, IRS rules you posted - no one would ever read those and determine the dudes in the stands were employees of the University of Michigan.

[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

@MScottyboy260 @A_M_D_16 This analysis is laughable. He gave someone tickets to go to a game and use their iPhone in the stands. Basically paid for 3rd party video. By your analysis, Catapult is an employee of every university as they do the same thing, record video and provide it to the paying schools.

[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

@MScottyboy260 @A_M_D_16 The rule does not address a “transfer of goods”. Where the heck did that come from. It addresses attendance by an institutional staff member.

[RPCahalan @RPCahalan]

@MScottyboy260 @A_M_D_16 What non-coaching STAFF member (remember this refers to “institutional staff”, not so-me dude with an iPhone) did in-person scouting?