Today will be Brandon Bernard's last. No matter what crime a person has committed, the act of taking a healthy, breathing, conscious, aware being, strapping him down and snuffing out his life with a lethal injection, is a stain on us all. We must learn to be better than this.
Hi, My Name Is Gandalv, and I Have Trump Derangement Syndrome.
It started innocently enough. Someone announced that a 50 percent tariff on imported goods would be paid by the exporting country, and I opened my mouth and said that this is not how tariffs work, that the American importer pays it at the border and passes it on to the American consumer, and that a president who does this is essentially fining his own voters for shopping.
The reply came within seconds. TDS. That was the diagnosis.
Not an argument, just three letters and a shrug, the way a doctor might say “terminal” and leave the room.
So I have decided to stop hiding. I am standing up in the church basement with the bad coffee and the folding chairs, and I am saying it out loud.
I have Trump Derangement Syndrome, and the first step is admitting that you find the following things deranged.
I find it deranged that a man imposed tariffs on Heard Island, a territory inhabited exclusively by penguins, and then explained the formula on a cardboard chart in the Rose Garden.
I find it deranged that he wanted to buy Greenland, threatened to take it anyway, and then acted surprised that Denmark, a NATO ally that lost soldiers in Afghanistan on America’s behalf, was not flattered.
I find it deranged that Canada, the country that shares a continent, a hockey rivalry and a nine thousand kilometre undefended border with the United States, was told it should be the 51st state, and that this was meant as a compliment.
I find it deranged that a hurricane forecast was corrected with a Sharpie, that disinfectant was floated as an internal remedy on live television, that windmills were accused of causing cancer, and that the Gulf of Mexico was renamed.
I find it deranged that the men who beat police officers with flagpoles on January 6th were pardoned as patriots, that the Defense Secretary posted strike timings in a group chat that happened to include a journalist, and that a foreign government offered a 400 million dollar aircraft and the answer was not no.
I find it deranged that the East Wing of the White House was demolished for a ballroom, that Zelensky was shouted at in the Oval Office for not saying thank you enough, and that NATO allies were told their protection is conditional while the actual adversary was told he was doing a great job.
And yes, I find it deranged that all of this is defended by people who will pay more for their groceries, their cars and their phones as a direct result, and who will call you sick for noticing.
Here is the thing about TDS. The symptoms are reading, remembering and doing arithmetic. There is no known cure, and frankly none of us are looking for one.
So if you have ever winced at a tariff, sighed at a Sharpie or asked what exactly the penguins did wrong, you belong here. You do not need to whisper. You do not need to hide behind a burner account. Come out of the closet. There are more of us than you think, we are not ashamed, and we saved you a folding chair.
Proud TDS sufferers, welcome home.
Stay deranged, Follow Gandalv @Microinteracti1
We were promised 24–48 hours. Then a few weeks. Then a few months. We've had "bridge day" and "power plant day" multiple times. Every day it's "Iran wants a deal." Every day it's "the war is almost over." At some point, enough. We tried bombs. We tried diplomacy. And now you’re left thinking this is just market manipulation.
The introduction of portraits of living people on Roman coins was a major symbolic break with Republican traditions and occurred during the collapse of the Republic, becoming standard as the Empire began ...
Taxes are truly one of the most potent weapons of modern-day capitalism.
– You pay taxes when you make money.
– You pay taxes when you spend money.
– You pay taxes when your money makes more money.
– You pay taxes when you inherit wealth
– You pay taxes when you own properties, a house or own a business
– You pay taxes when you import goods, and services in customs duties.
– You pay taxes when you buy a car, own a car and register that car
– You pay taxes when you travel for business, pleasure, vacation etc.
And there are a whole lot of indirect, and hidden taxes we pay that we don’t even know.
🚨 THIS MAY HAVE BEEN THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT FOR THE US NARRATIVE YET 😭🔥
🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth: “We’ve controlled the Strait this whole time.”
🇺🇸 Journalist Margaret: “Then why the hell has Trump spent 102 days begging Iran to reopen it?” 👀⚠️
And just like that…
Pete completely froze. 😭
No answer. No explanation. Just awkward silence and word salad. 🍿🔥
The clip is now exploding online because it exposed the contradiction in seconds:
“If America already controlled everything… why was Washington negotiating with Tehran nonstop?” 🤨
Absolute destruction on live television.
@dailymaverick SARS has some very questionable procedures. Some would be deemed criminal in international commerce. Is there any oversight arrangement?