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Happy in the North!

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@Dadsaysjokes I didn’t like it…
I’m going to lodge a complaint

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@DerrenBrown I’ll see you at @stockton_globe this summer! Can’t wait! 😍

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@susie_dent Mr Writer

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@John_Dabell Glad you’re back home John. I’m sure your wife doesn’t think it a burden. Perhaps, and probably, quite the opposite. I’m sure she finds comfort herself in comforting you. You both carry the burden of your illness and so the burden is halved! Sending love from the north as always

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@justfranklin @RealTimVine Oh that’s good!

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@RealTimVine …. And now ladies and gentlemen, the other ear!

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@Dadsaysjokes Marriage is like a deck of cards. It starts with 2 hearts and a diamond and ends with a club and a spade!

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@TheKsUK @byfbarber Yeyyyyyyyy the fuckin’ K’s!!

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@antanddec Am I just alone?

Or is lonely what I am?

Does having half as many friends
Make me half the man?

Some people find a friend in Jesus
The only Son of God

But actually all we need near us
Is the company of a dog.

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@BobbyVylan They’re on the replacement bus service!

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@RealTimVine Shouldn’t you ask this question on TikTok?

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@TheKsUK @byfbarber 🎶 ‘ cos I missed you all my life, I just never realised it tiiiiiill tonight’ 🎶 🎸 🎙️

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@ClarksonsFarm1 I remember working at a pub when a pint of lager went up from 2.90 to 3.10 and i genuinely feared for my life!

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@LBC Teachers have always had the right to ask pupils to address them whichever way they choose. What’s different? Who cares? I bet the pupils don’t! It’s just another day at school for them.

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@weekdayjokes Me two!

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@JasonManford For every hateful word said by every hateful person there are 10 times more lovely people with lovely words to say!
Does that sound a bit cheesy? Perhaps it does. But cheese is lovely too!

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@wisdomXplorer Either take a break or be broken!

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@Hudsonweather Yorkshire keeps on giving!

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@weekdayjokes 🦜😂🤣

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@John_Dabell Good morning John. Here’s to hope! Sending love from the north as always! 🫶🙏