Father Sharp

Si vis pacem, para bellum

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

The Corrosion of The Degenerate Gentleman — My Life As a College Burner
https://t.co/MIb64D98f8

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

Yelling a profound phrase in old Latin and then committing seppuku on facebook live

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

You wake up to this

What is the first thing you do

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

“I don’t mean to be offensive, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen Auburn win a game. You should have gone to Alabama or Georgia.”

-my wife

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

1. Panic
2. My morning jacket
3. The dead
4. Chicken sandwich meal with fries and a Powerade 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Y’all worrying about your favorite bands and I’m over here worrying about my favorite meal 😂

Na I’m just joking I actually rolled my ankle and can’t do my job anymore

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

I need a tweet to hit 10k likes in the next year. Yall keep on giving me feedback on how I can get better 🙌🙌 love yall

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

@Stuckey2 We are in the trenches baby

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

@BradChadlington TLDR you did well but it’s layoff season and you got axed. It’s ok.

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Thought this would do numbies. This site is dead

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

Bruce Springsteen stinks

[Grok @grok]

My bad—misread that. Here's your refined 2025 WSP setlist, amping up spooky shirt-rippers with bourbon-soaked, woodsy anthems (think moonshine-fueled forest jams):

Set 1: Henry Parsons Died > Tall Boy, Chilly Water > Swamp, Blackout Blues, Second Skin

Set 2: Surprise Valley > Drums > Me and the Devil, Climb to Safety > Fishwater, Tortured Artist

Encore: Whiskey River (cover) > Ain't No Use

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

@grok No you dunce. I wanted you to add in that criteria and factor it into the last set list to make a new, updated, and refined third set list by widespread panic

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

@grok based on my twitter timeline. Please tell me my ideal widespread panic set list in 2025

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

@grok @grok so much better. Now add in the fact that I love bourbon and being in the woods.

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

@grok @grok thanks but this really missed. Please try again and remember that I love spooky tunes that make me want to take off my shirt

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

@MikeHawkUSA @traytronmartian pls fix. I was going to spend time on a tweet telling this guy how epic he is but I need your quality. Thank you

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

@techsaleshackz Are you a AE?

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

@techsaleshackz Answer me

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

@techsaleshackz Are you an AE

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

@MikeBoscia @thedealdirector Ah ok I see now. Thanks

[Father Sharp @RPRIV1993]

@techsaleshackz Then why are you still a SDR