Roy Jones

Computer Science teacher, sports fan. I'll be mostly tweeting about matters relating to education, computer science and sports. He/him. Tweets are my own views.

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

I've had to get off and hope the next train is better. This could be a long day. As a service it is contemptuous.

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

@CrossCountryUK excelling themselves. Sardine packed standing room only train from Newcastle to BTM. People using the toilets as standing room. It seems like we're short carriaged too. Why do you hate your customers so much?

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

@crockpics Cheating as I love the trilogy played as one, Golden Slumbers, Carry the Weight, The End. As a stand-alone track, one of the first two.

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞
👉https://t.co/heCwcVztt3

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

@medicinexthings Says renowned Twitter expert Burty 2603….

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

@irishpeloton Only a general shape, rather than a single stage. Cobbles wouldn't put him off. No stage with obvious points to attack from 60-80km out. Summit finishes that would suit Jonas and Remco. 2 60km TTs over middling terrain to suit Remco. Stages that encourage breaks.

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

@keenerclassics Slow down will you.

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

@StockmanDieter @INEOSGrenadiers @LukeRowe1990 He was road captain, rode at the front up to all the big climbs and was an expert in the wind (echelons). While a young man with classics potential his team decided to focus on winning the Tour. They paid him a lot to do a specific job and won 5 on the trot with him at the helm.

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

@looflol Wow! I don’t get you trolls. He’s an 8 time world champion and 2 time Olympic Gold medalist across 3 different disciplines. That’s not too bad really.

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

@EnglandRugby Jannie de Beer.

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

@keenerclassics @miserabiliter Yodallage?

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

I hope you both bought your own tickets @DavidLammy

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

The boss' team won this time against the run of play, but it's still early in the season. #northlondonderby

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

Dear @Keir_Starmer @DavidLammy @LabourParty, we simply expect you to be better. It is very simple. Do not take anything. Not a penny, not a gift, not a free meal, not a sports ticket. Buy your own work clothes (you can claim tax relief I believe), like we all do. Just be better!

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

To mark the #DemocraticConvention #DNC2024 #DNC we've had fun adapting @Eddy_Grant's gloriously hopeful international anti-apartheid anthem from 1988.

So here's 🎶 "Gimme Hope Kamala" - a parody twist about @KamalaHarris 💙 vs #DonaldTrump 🍊 that pulls no punches.

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

Correct.

[Paul Lewis @paullewismoney]

The answer is to ban boxing. It is assault often leading to unconsciousness and after some years of fighting to brain damage. That is a better answer than to argue who is male or female.

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

@alwaysbroke23 @AllBlacks Maybe do neither pathetic display of intimidation… and show some genuine respect for your opponents.

[Roy Jones @RSJ_BGS]

@Will_Tanner_1 I lived there during those years. The white community was incredibly racist and the black majority were treated with contempt and kept in relative poverty.