Richard Swan

Geordie born and bred ........... now residing in't Yorkshire!

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

@Northpowergrid Considering the volume of outages this area seems to get - is anything being done to remedy this long term? 5+ hours without now and it’s starting to get tedious

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

@hcvillageshow Always however parking on the green may present a small problem

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

@hcvillageshow Sounds like a plan! #tearitup

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

https://t.co/gfFmngc15D 6 of 12 awards to Virgin Media. Are you ready to switch yet? Drop me a message and I'll hook you up! Retweet pls

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

Anyone in a cabled area want Virgin Media services at discounted prices drop me message. Please retweet!!!

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

@UPS_UK anniversary present due to arrive today. Note to deliver next door if no one in. Back from school run to find infonotice. Furious

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

@YouView it won't let me DM you my details as not following me?

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

@YouView I've been right through the site with no fix. Loads of people having same issues with no fix. Tried every maintenance option no fix

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

@YouView box crashed again - wife's recordings all gone AGAIN! Sick of this - less than 2 years old #unfitforpurpose

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

I'm feeling particularly fcukwit intolerant today and this one is really boilin my pi$$!!! #rageface

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

Nice piece about your wedding and cars in Rallye News @Jillth666 nice one!

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

So THIS is what 04:00 looks like?!?!?

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

Car all fuelled up and packed for #croft tomorrow.

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

Hmmm jerry cans don't come with an auto shut off when the tank is full! #myfeetsmellofsuperunleaded

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

Note to self - dont sit on an auto flush toilet with a high vis reflective top on. Aaarrrghh stop bloody flushing you stupid thing. #wetarse

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

@TrueGritTree what happened to the nice one you showed me the other day?

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

@danddee awwwwww I ain't seen them?????

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

2 Customers out of 2 this morning complaining about picture quality whilst watching an HD box via scart! Shouldn't be allowed new technology

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

I've officially lost the will to live after that last customer. Brick wall my head was hitting now has a hole in it!!

[Richard Swan @RS_Dog]

I'm sure I just saw Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall driving a battered Q plate land rover in York!