Mr Tree

Holder of the best avatar on Twitter award for the season 2011/12. Blocked by Carol Decker of T'pau 2014

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Current status. Sat in a mud bath of a car park at the reading festival and not drunk.

Fucking teenagers.

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These bastards set the rules now. We let them do that.

Just tell them to fuck off, what are the self loathing fuckers going to do about it?

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Remember when you were at college? This is aimed at the 40-50 year old generation. Remember that one tutor, you know the one who knitted their own clothes and smelt a bit musty?

That’s Angela Rayner now.

Full of their own self importance, wind and piss.

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Cunts.

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Never labour. Fucking sixth form politician wankers. They’re the cunts everyone hated when you were at college.

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@BurnsideWasTosh Came through on my vinegar stroke.

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@ChwisSweed Yes. You’ll be a VW wanker and will get in everyone’s way. Before you know it, you’ll be some self righteous cunt with a paddle board and a dryrobe.

Bin.

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Apparently something happened with some trains yesterday. I’ve only just seen this because I’m not poor and own a car. A car I will say was £120k when it was new.

It’s not worth that now. Hey, it’s only money.

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@SaintBelta @mynameisRobbo If at any point you were thinking of playing it at Kingsley and not going to the cricketers you are indeed sir, a massive cunt.

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Where’s all the bin maggots this year?

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It’s raining! Typical, 46 days we’ve not had rain and we’ve got friends over for a bbq today.

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Give it a week, covered in ketchup and bird shit.

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Shout out to the stupid cunts that have just chucked 2 grand at a garden sofa. (Me).

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Simple pleasures. Love watching humming bird moths.