@uncledoomer@hollowearthterf I have seen a 4-year-old fall on the floor and say, "I don't even know where the bathroom is!" when he's been there hundreds of times.
Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.
Praying for Dr. James Dolezal. He was struck by a car this morning while out for a walk. Currently intubated at the hospital.
May our immutable God be singular in His great compassion towards this family.
@ID_AA_Carmack Man I designed 5e and when I run for my kid and her friends I use Basic D&D from the 1980s. Old School Essentials from Necrotic Gnome is an excellent update/cleanup/reorg of those rules if you're looking for more adventures or material.
Forgoing a Charisma die roll because of a player's monologue is no different than forgoing a Search roll because the player specifically described trying to unscrew the bed post while searching for a secret compartment.
Both are signs of engaged players and should be rewarded.