Ryu Shamoshima

Trying to say "Yes" to life a day at a time.

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@ShitpostGate When you know the game inside out you make the glitches work for you.

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@RazorwireRPG Imagine being the sort of tard who gets handed a print money machine and then smashing it to pieces every. Fucking. Time.

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@CorenLaVolpe I mean the name of my two leads are more or less straight from Berserk and Dark souls.

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@CorenLaVolpe You mean America isn't a Presidom?

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@wholesomefujos Which is disheartening until you remember that the first step to attracting Normie Women is to not take what they say or even want too seriously.

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@CorenLaVolpe @MentisWave I once told a new girl at work to smile but said it in a way to try and parody corporate retail mandated friendliness.
Little did I know that she was a born again Feminist and called me out on my "sexism".
I laughed in her face and teased her about her assumptions.

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@RazorwireRPG Trying, climbing that mountain but the gap between where I am and where I wish to be is immense.
Plus I've only now been trying to live in the present so that I can do the hard work neccessary...
Still not very good at it though...

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@Smug_Homeslice The Ottomans are gonna have a fucking field day with this lot Christ.

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@KoTKoharu1 @asoltya Some days are harder to hope than others...

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@CorenLaVolpe Then you also get the types who take pride in being Trans and wouldn't change if they had a genuine choice.
Whilst simultaneously crying about a victim status.

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@Smug_Homeslice Well is there a way to appreciate Aristotle without the slavery stuff?

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@ASuperShotgun The very basics of CQC.

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@yandjoshi It hurts that I have a pretty good inkling of what all that means.

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@CorenLaVolpe Takes one to know one. Ha!

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@CorenLaVolpe Ehh... be careful... I legit don't want some of these people having kids. For the kids sake...

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@CorenLaVolpe Legit the same energy as declaring that there's no such thing as evil and then denouncing you like the Westboro Baptist Church for being even slightly right of centre.

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@The_Davos_Man You probably got some that end in a "lose-lose" though.

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@CyborgMarc @THE_BIG_B0SS_ My favourite is how some newcomer fans supposedly got gaslit into believing that the Song Invisible by Duran Duran is in MGS V.

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@FemboyIdeas Raiden's backstory from Metal Gear would also qualify.