Rodney Shitpipe a poem a day.

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@Ch_JesusChrist

Please contact @HainesGrah21841
He is lost and needs your guidance.
Don't delay.

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@andyb16111 @StagecoachHLand Actually I do. I rely on buses for work, I rely on buses fory employment. Outwith Inverness the weather is appalling, all major routes are either blocked or only passable with care. In this instance my personal safety is paramount.

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@teaboy76 @StagecoachHLand They are looking after their staff! You absolute fan belt!

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@teaboy76 @StagecoachHLand Sat here as we have been stood down and we notice that comments like yours are without merit. Drivers have been stranded overnight...some spent the night in their vehicle on the side of the road, some just arrived back 24 hours late.
Wind your neck in son...you have no idea.

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@andyb16111 @StagecoachHLand You're very angry. Have you tried some deep breathing before posting.

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@andyb16111 @StagecoachHLand Apart from the wind....and the rain...and the buses not running.

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@HainesGrah21841 @EricLDaugh @LundThomad @Psychobillyinkk @zippetey2dah @stef18881 Janey feckin maccafeckinraney.
Is that your hair or are did you thieve it of a horses minge.
Utter shitpipe

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@Psychobillyinkk @HainesGrah21841 @madmunk @zippetey2dah @stef18881 Elizabeff you did a croaky
They replaced you
Wiv a blokey
who has no clear idea
About acceptable manners
Just massive inflated
Royal wanking spanners
Still could be worse
It's rather handy
The kids behave well
Or they're babysat
By Uncle Andy.

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@Psychobillyinkk @HainesGrah21841 Did someone call for a shitpipe?

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The pope voters meeting
Must cause some stressing
But no one's said
Whilst they're busy blessing
how they're
choosing a pope
And doing some prayin'
But cos they're priests
There's no actual layin'
So to make it better
And to pass the day
Under red cassocks
Red lingerie.

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An ode to Canada
Is required
Donald Trump
You're goddamn fired

You tried your threats
You tried your tears
You tried to be a schmoozer
It turns out
For the umpteenth time
You're a goddamn loser
So here's an idea
Here's the thing Bub
Go change your man nappy
You massive schlub

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Today's the first day
Of Rodneys first poem
It's been for the dead
Like that fella from Rome
But now its the time
And Rodney's decided
That people still living
Are needing
Derided
So the first one to get
The shitpipe shoulder ribbon
Why Donald the cnut
& orange shitgibbon

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@Psychobillyinkk @HainesGrah21841 @Cherdleys2 @zippetey2dah @stef18881 What a MASSIVE Rodney. The shitpipe to end all shitpipes.

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@Psychobillyinkk

The sitzpinkler has departed...

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What aload of bum

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Just for clarity, you can spread right-wing hatred on here...but not tell someone with a gun he'll get run over?
Space Karen has buggered this place up spectacularly.

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@andyb16111 @StagecoachHLand Notvtrue. Elfin depot has a driver surplus. They either left, took redundancy or wentbto work in Aberdeen which is also short of drivers.

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@JohnMac61861059 @StagecoachHLand We are.

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@StagecoachHLand Driver availability....so you're saying its the drivers fault then?

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@Psychobillyinkk @madmunk @JoeyMannarinoUS @purrmaidx @zippetey2dah @stef18881 @HainesGrah21841 Did someone call for a Shitpipe??