Reginald Shortpants

That doublet makes you look fat.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Prediction if polls stay the same.

White House:🔵
Senate:🔴
House:🔴

People better wake up or Kamala Harris is going to be stuck with a Republican government.

[Reginald Shortpants @RShortpants]

@RonFilipkowski $826k in revenue last quarter? I bet we could host a bake sale and make more money.

[Dave Troy @davetroy]

Monday thoughts:

1. The only way to understand the present moment is to have a deep understanding of the interplay between historical networks representing competing worldviews.

2. The two primary worldviews in competition at the moment are propertarian hierarchy vs. democratic institutionalism.

3. It should not be surprising that two billionaires from propertarian Apartheid South Africa are trying to install a President and Vice President.

4. None of this is new — the Civil War was fought over propertarian hierarchy.

5. Crooks was teased; he aimed to kill a President, to become the apex predator in a hierarchical worldview.

6. It's just a matter of time until Musk admits to weaponizing private messages on this platform; plan accordingly.

7. Musk is leading a networked insurgency. Each of you: lead your own.

Women understand the implications of propertarian hierarchy and patriarchy. Refuse to go back. Women know the way forward — and that's literally on the ballot. Onward!

[Reginald Shortpants @RShortpants]

@joshtpm It felt so nice to block that lumpy fuckstick again.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

If Trump and MAGA are seriously going to push that AI is behind the large crowds at the Harris/Walz rallies, it's very easy to determine AI images - they don't have anything and are grasping. They're going to lose this election. Don't get lazy because of their stupidity. VOTE.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

I truly don't understand. @andersoncooper, @NBCNews , @ABCNewsLive, @CNN, how is this not a bigger story?

The man has clearly lost touch with reality and he's running for PRESIDENT.

DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

I honestly don't understand why members of the press aren't, themselves, SCARED that this person having delusional episodes could have access to weapons of mass destruction.

Like, do you not care about your fucking CHILDREN?

What. Are. You. Doing?

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

You Don’t need the NYT’s heresy of Trump calling Harris a bitch. Here he is, loudly an clearly calling her a f**king bitch.

[Dave Troy @davetroy]

Saturday thoughts:

1. Musk is on a path to confrontation with Western governments, which he may not survive.

2. Bitcoin is a national security threat and should be heavily taxed annually, payable in dollars.

3. Push people to register to vote, especially in urban areas and heavy suburban areas.

4. Tell those same people about Project 2025, and what it means for reproductive health and the dollar.

5. UK destabilization may be a harbinger of US destabilization and we should do what we can to block such contagion.

6. Every day the US fails to curb Musk, the more people lose faith in our institutions. This is demoralizing.

7. Americans have a parochial understanding of inflation, which isn’t caused by presidential policies but by global macroeconomic conditions. Dems should push this message.

8. The belief that scale in AI solves all problems betrays a kind of death of expertise, and replaces hard problems with articles of faith.

9. Sam Altman is a con man and it’s no wonder two cofounders and the head of product just left.

The best way to defeat Trump is to create the perception that victory is impossible. Create battlefield conditions that preclude victory by the opponent by demoralizing them and systematically blocking upside, wherever possible. Mind war. Onward!

[Reginald Shortpants @RShortpants]

@JoJoFromJerz The moment you realize that no matter how much you work for trump, no matter how much you clown and demean yourself for his benefit… the instant he gets the chance he’s going to deport you.

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Dear Journalists: Lies are not answers.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

If Joe Biden called a Republican fat, the New York Times would have a story at the top of their site two hours later with 5 bylines

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

JD is against your getting divorced. Even if your marriage is "violent". https://t.co/UNRR1vX6zS

[Reginald Shortpants @RShortpants]

@lilpump What the fuck is a “lil pump”? I mean I can guess, but…

[Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP]

Donald Trump is over an hour late to his rally in Bozeman, MT but here is he ranting on Truth Social.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

@joshgerstein @chriscadelago He just deleted this.

[Reginald Shortpants @RShortpants]

@KateWGallego @KamalaHarris @Tim_Walz Where is @MSNBC? Oh right, they’re soooooo thirsty for trump. It would be funny if it wasn’t embarrassing.

[Secret Agent Number Six @DesignationSix]

No one went to prison for trying to steal the election that is why they get to do it again.

[Reginald Shortpants @RShortpants]

@DogginTrump @AlvaradoGil2026. Resign. You represent the worst in politics. You’re a fraud.

[The Last Word @TheLastWord]

.@Lawrence: 'Stupidest' candidate Trump did not answer reporters' questions https://t.co/KyBOhqfVTh