The Mighty DickJam

D-List Blogger for @invisoranges and fan of dungeons, dragons, death metal, djent, drag-racing, and D-cups since 1885

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web

https://t.co/posTykty0p

[The Mighty DickJam @RStreetJammer]

@DSTRTDSCS42069 This is the way

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@carolinedraws You're in good company with people like Giger and his bionic alien penivaginas eg it's gross but it's still well done and has a message

Vs a lot of like Cannibal Corpse cover art where it's LOL that zombie is eating out that zombie p sick bruh

[The Mighty DickJam @RStreetJammer]

@BloodAndSpirit A mining crew meet a stranded lifeform, give it a lift and help it reproduce

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@invisoranges Why wouldn't you discuss a proven device for attaching things to other things

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@carolinedraws

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

This is definitely what you do when you sincerely believe the election is in doubt due to some very real fraud that is certainly not made up

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

The US election is tomorrow.  If you, like me, are tired of horse-race-style reporting, and need to zoom out, I wanna tell you a story. It’s about an ancient force influencing the election. And, as a bonus, it’ll give you an Easter egg to watch for as the returns come in. THREAD

[JJ Charlesworth @jjcharlesworth_]

There was never any lockdown. There was just middle-class people hiding while working-class people brought them things.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Biden: Here are several specific policy proposals

Trump: WHITE GESTAPO, PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR WAR

Media: Biden, Trump Exchange Fiery Barbs at First Debate with No Clear Winner

[The Mighty DickJam @RStreetJammer]

@invisoranges I will forever maintain that the pumpkin spice blend is made of ground up mummies

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@distordiscos666 That's so gross and sad. USPS isn't perfect but most of my experiences with them have been good

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@distordiscos666 I hadn't noticed that, but my mail hasn't been showing up consistently. It might be related to a new address though, I'm not sure

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

JNCO Introduces Face Mask That Covers Entire Body https://t.co/Je3JD18oax

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@JosephPSchafer Sending a canned email such as "this canned email indicates i will not cover this 478th canned OSDM album" is both fair and true

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@JosephPSchafer I was wearing my Social D skeleton-with-booze shirt. Principle told me to turn it inside out. Took it off and did so in front of her. Walked out of the office and put it on again properly

[The Mighty DickJam @RStreetJammer]

@invisoranges Predictions
Lars collapses halfway thru battery, replaced by the drum machine from Ram It Down
James picking arm falls off after MoP, all subsequent songs played at half tempo
Disposable Heroes dedicated to Fed Agents in Prtlnd
Kirk remembers no solos, adlibs them

[The Mighty DickJam @RStreetJammer]

@carolinedraws First two look like concept art for Annihilation

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Lady Antebellum Changes Name to Washington Redskins https://t.co/Eerp1ilK8u