ROBERT KENNY

To enrich people's lives with tweets that inform, educate and entertain.

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@ScottAnnett1 Abyss is a peculiar way to spell glass.

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@poloconghaile Gobbins.

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@chrissierussell It was at Ballintoy harbour.

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App developed by former MCB student Dr Jonathan Zheng.

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I was asked the time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour.
I guessed Knot-furlong.

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I’ve just finished building a model of Mount Everest.

My friend asked “Is it to scale?”

“No” I replied, “It’s to look at."

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I have informed that the English translation of French Navy's motto is "To the water, it is the hour".
Can anyone confirm?

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When I was in school the teacher asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?" I replied, "Mmm...

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@PeterMcColl One swallow does not a summer make. Aristotle.

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It's a little known fact that during the second world war as the German Enigma machine was being cracked, Alan Turings sister Kay provided the sandwiches, cocktail sausages, drinks and cakes.

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In Germany they are preparing for the crisis by stocking up with sausage and cheese.
That's the Wurst Käse scenario.

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Before my operation last year, the anesthetist offered knockout gas or a whack over the head with a canoe paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.

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I was thinking about telling a joke about a herb and a fish but decided this is neither the thyme or plaice.

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@patrickchart Spit from a barista?

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Spent the last week in a police cell after knocking Mr and Mrs Hall to the ground with some boughs of holly.

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@davidkerrtv Need any extras?

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If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges.

My door's always open.

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Scientists, who said they were against genetic engineering, have now crossed a seagull with a sheep...

It's a massive ewe tern.

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I've taken a new job as senior director at Old MacDonald’s farm.
I’m the CIEIO.

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For Star Trek loving classicists.

Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni.