Not Ricky Ponting

Parody account, it is in no way related to Ricky Ponting. I mostly tweet 💩

[Not Ricky Ponting @RTPonting]

@GeekayClement England are naturally retarded mate. No need to inbreed.

[Not Ricky Ponting @RTPonting]

@Amandeep7610 @juniorwaugh349 Haha always a pleasure to entertain uneducated illiterate mooks like you mate.
If the commentary ever gets too difficult for you to understand switch over to Hindi alright mate?
Peace and love.

[Not Ricky Ponting @RTPonting]

Here is a piece of #WednesdayWisdom for you sneaky fucks.
Don't fucking do shit to piss me off or I'll piss all over you dumbfucks,

[Not Ricky Ponting @RTPonting]

What the fuck?
I take offence to that you arse licking cunt.
I scored more runs in the loo today than ten members of your family. https://t.co/DsTZ4J83zT

[Dennis Kohli 0 (4) @PenisCricket_]

In this innings Bhuvaneswar Kumar has scored more runs than Ricky Ponting in India

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Looks like the Aussie boys just might escape this match with a no result.
Would have most definitely lost if it hadn't rained. #INDvAUS

[Not Ricky Ponting @RTPonting]

#AssassinsCreedOnStarMovies looks like a better viewing option than #INDvAUS where the Indian batsmen are getting out to asinine deeds.

[Not Ricky Ponting @RTPonting]

#EngineersDay is at an end. Hope you guys enjoyed your day.
Now you guys can spend some quality time with your girlfrie.. oh, yeah, right.

[Not Ricky Ponting @RTPonting]

#FridayFeeling Which movie would you prefer watching this weekend?
#Simran
#LucknowCentral

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I am cool with #ShopWithTheStars as long as the Stars pick up the bill.
Because you know, they're rich...

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Kids travel in a train.
Adults travel in a #BulletTrain
Legends travel in a tracer ##BulletTrain

[Not Ricky Ponting @RTPonting]

World XI Captain @faf1307 's first words as he lands in Pakistan #pakvswxi #WXIvPAK #PAKvWorldXI

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Why are you ending your sentences with a dot and not a question mark if those are indeed questions?
Why is there no comma between the whys? https://t.co/LB8YIOUTCr

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Why did I even deactivate. Why am I back. Why life is so lifeless. Why why why.

[Not Ricky Ponting @RTPonting]

Questions people ponder about when their visa to the UK is rejected. https://t.co/J79Gocq9R4

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The reason @jimmy9 took so long to reach 500 wickets is because he's ordinary, overrated and a seaming pitch bully. #ENGvWI

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Australia beat Bangladesh today. No I won't congratulate the team for the win. It's supposed to be the fucking norm you cunts. #BANvAUS

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#USOpen for hurricanes but Muslims are still not allowed to enter.

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Finally the Aussies playing like they're the baggy greens. Last test they didn't even deserve to wear the Bangladeshi green cap #BANvAUS

[Not Ricky Ponting @RTPonting]

Have you ever had a crush on your teacher so much so that you actually wanted to go to school just to see him/her? #TeachersDay