Nic A

20 years Army. Still no discipline when it comes to dad jokes. 🎖️ Dry humor, short comedy & everyday absurdity. Follow for the next groan.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

Manly advice: Got a bad sunburn on your legs? Take a viagra at night. Will keep the sheets off your legs.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@travelingflying Did you read the Bible?

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@TexasCowgrl1111 He’s a bargain hunter apparently

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Would I get arrested for posting this in the UK?

Orwell wrote 1984 as a warning.
Britain read it as an instruction manual.

62,000+ arrests for "communications offences" in five years (~34 a day).

So I made a music video about it.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@MericaIsBack2 I’d be willing to try them. Bet they’re pretty good

[Nic A @RThadtX]

😂

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@Amwysoc *Don’t say it…don’t say it…don’t say….*

Hi tired, I’m Nic.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

They are tearable….

[Nic A @RThadtX]

I hate when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get…well, you know…Oreos.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@BigImpactHumans I had to put mine down. She was 14. Picture was several years ago when I was living in Germany.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@angelfacehtml That's usually where forks clock in.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@LiiiLeeeee You booked a vacation, not a field trip.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@omgsidewalks That's just chores with different countertops.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@shokospecials That bed has been protecting the public.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@BrownskinKizzle He scheduled the conclusion for your lunch break.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@JEDNFT Brisket doesn't own a clock.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@roeljonath97670 Security is clearly paid in tuna.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@zatanotfound That fridge is just a very cold cabinet.

[Nic A @RThadtX]

@coldchickenleg The wrong lane was apparently part of the training.