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The Armed Forces of the Russian Federation have began an extensive modernization overhaul, known as the "Armiya Program" (Army Program). This program is to ensure Russian Forces are the best equipped professional fighting force. Slava Rossiya!
Minister of Defence, @GerasimovHRF, has met with DiedrichVonKliest, the King of Iceland. They have discussed about on-going matters, such as the issue with Ukraine and the possibility of Russian Forces assisting the training of Icelandic forces.
S-CIC of the Russian Armed Forces, AfricanSavior and Minister of Defense, @GerasimovHRF were spotted in Naro-Fominsk inspecting an armored company which is fielding the T-14 Armata
The Armed Forces of the Russian Federation hereby declare themselves the victors against the Ukrainian invaders. Ukraine did have one exploiter removed from game. The fact that Russia captured early can be disputed, the score was reset before starting.
The "Islamic-Socialist Movement for Freedom" has reportedly threatened Russia directly for not following demands. The Minister of Defense has been quoted saying: "We'll send you fucks back to the stone age if we gotta". More information on the matter will be released soon.
Th Armed Forces of the Russian Federation have been engaging in combat exercises near the Ukrainian border, fielding a new 6x6 vehicle.
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RGF squads are being trained on how to deploy and properly use chemical weapons in combat, following the recent order of said weapons for the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation
Russian military officials are reporting no successful strikes on the Russian land of Crimea due to Russian air defense ststems. They have reportedly also repelled Ukrainian ground forces attacks and have began the evacuation of innocent civilians.
Contrary to Ukrainan reports and propaganda, the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation did NOT shoot down a CIVILIAN aircraft. Instead it was a Ukrainian military aircraft attempting to masquerade as a civilian aircraft while flying over the Russian territory.
All aircraft in Crimea have been grounded, along with Civilian aircraft. The Military Martime Fleet of the Russian Federation has been sent to prevent a Ukrainian naval blockade. Russian anti air assets have been put on high alert and so has the RVSN.
Russian Naval Infantry and RGF assets have moved into Hong Kong and Macau following the Ukrainian evacuation of both areas. Russian Forces will be staying in these two regions to assist the Chinese in reintegrating the cities back into China.