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"You get what you pay for"
"They're not speaking to you, they're trying to arrange you."

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@MattPinner_ Speaker phone jerk.

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@BriaMo777 A Cadillac.

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@r_u_thinking @HarksenNiels @MattLivesWell @Ken_M_88 I'm not understanding because if that money were invested you could just liquidate it and pay your mortgage.

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@censor_m3 I was in a relationship once where the council loved me. It was actually very helpful. Until it wasn't.

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@luckeyfaraday And it's memorized all your records, all your families records, understands your unique DNA and doesn't pull its punches. It does not discriminate.

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@samueleyekosi That's actually a really good question. Seems like the largest man-made structure on the planet would get mentioned, especially since it's situated where most of the story takes place.

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@HelaHelena7 @_Chemist1 And all they want to do is pair us up so we're also miserable like they secretly are😂.

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@offendnoone I especially dislike when they share a bunch of drama with me about people I have never met, don't wanna meet, and don't give a shit about. Makes me wanna smash my head against the wall.

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@AjayHadiya6 Besides procreation/sex why do people even need to be paired up?
The second I'm single everyone tries to get me paired up. Is my singleness threatening?

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@Y2SHAF Yeah, that wears right about the time I'm trying to remember where I parked.

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@Bigdurann Normalize bringing your dog to work.

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@PennyMcTexas No power, no blender 😆

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@elonmusk @bot Pretty cool, but I will always hang up immediately if anything but a human calls me.

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@StickWithNate Premium dog food.

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I have both. I kept my F150 for work related stuff. I am dangerous driving that truck because I am waiting for beeps and warnings when I back up and I've bumped into a few things now. Having a hard time going back-and-forth from the Tesla to the truck. One of the weirdest parts is it doesn't slow down when you get off the accelerator.

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@jaxoncoder When the algorithm knows you are hesitating to buy something because of the delivery date, magically, the delivery date becomes earlier and then the product shows up late. Apparently the algorithm figured out lying is more profitable for the company. I have canceled prime.

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Absolutely, I get asked exactly the same question, "how's your electric bill?" Generally, I don't have the patience to have a real conversation, but how's your car repair bill, oil changes, gas bill, engine and transmission, coolant level? And it's not even worth mentioning that it drives itself, and I arrive at my destination, refreshed and relaxed every time.

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@booklady2002 @MeltingInMarana FU

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@NateGolon Well, did you see it in the early 80s it looked like something from a Third World country. So it's not the worst that it's ever been but it's always kind of sucked. Although there was a cool bar there I liked, Yankee Doodles or something I went there in the late 90s.