Pardon My French

[Dante @DanteTheDon]

Was not ready for Eric Church to deliver the best commencement speech I’ve ever heard.

Six guitar strings. Six pillars of a life.

Faith. Family. Spouse. Ambition. Community. You.

Tune them when you’re whole, not just when you’re broken.

Watch the whole thing.

[Pardon My French @RXFrench]

Hey @SickosCommittee just a gross result in D2 baseball in the LoneStar Conference. Angelo State victorious over St. Mary’s 3-2 after being no-hit.

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@curtinity @notaproviderMD I mean, fine, but then eliminate the concept of malpractice. Let them order whatever you want, but you give up the right to sue if anything goes south. Seems like a simple trade.

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Texas is an affront to God and basketball. As a fan, do not put this team anywhere near the tournament @MarchMadnessMBB

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRR @Canada

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@DrJesseMorse That’s not at all what a non-con ACL injury is. You literally just made that up.

Please explain, to a sports doc, what you mean by a loose ACL on the brink, and how you would tell that? Give actual data as to what level of laxity would give you concern for an impending tear.

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USA USA USA suck it @Canada

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@packers @Invisalign Don’t change a thing! You guys are in great hands!

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Goodnight Texas football. No team who loses to Florida in the year 2025 deserves the playoff anyway. You could’ve at least let me down a little more gently this year

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I hate that I’m a Bears fan. I hate this team. I hate this defense.

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Are the Blue Jays simultaneously the slowest and worst base running team ever?

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How was Nussmeier up for national awards lmao

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This Texas offensive line is an embarrassment to football everywhere

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@CoachSark take the Titans job. Immediately.

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Texas football is so bad oh my god

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Is JJ McCarthy good or did he just face the Bears?

My column:

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

Charlie was the best of us.

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@ChicagoBears @Verizon LAUNCH CAIRO SANTOS INTO THE SUN

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Why do I bother caring every season.

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Football is so fucking fun.