Randall B. Tweeden (spanking it in the gooncave)

Educator of edging, guru of gooning. Petunia’s husband. Grandfather of five. Horse diabetes since 1989. I am 47 years old. Moderate in all things politics.

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@Steven_Hyden Your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat!!!!

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@YourGoodFriendR When god sings with his creations, surely Cody Veritas will be among the choir 🙏

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@ccc481981 @rBillSimmonsPod Or you could say it was based on nothing more than it seemed like teams were better without Ewing. Either way, pretty bad

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@ccc481981 @rBillSimmonsPod

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@ralph_bria320 @MostlyPeaceful Genuinely asking—why does Paxton get the “two kingdoms” treatment but voting for Talarico is abdicating to Satan

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@PhilaBCoulter That’s what’s iiiiin!

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@mjsappIehead I think he was just upset when he realized the kids were there to sing for him instead of to be molested

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@jolasbol_10 @BarryOnHere Or was that Dwyane Wade

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@WSun21142 @Halalcoholism I thought you said all 90s rap was either corporate slop or a pro-drug, pro-gang bad influence. Low end theory is 90s rap. Sounds like you’re saying it’s a third thing

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@WSun21142 @Halalcoholism Which category does The Low End Theory fall under

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@Kronykal @SomeFNGuy1 I guess I was thrown off by your responding to the take that Nirvana was bad by pointing to Nirvana’s influence rather than the quality of their music

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@Kronykal @SomeFNGuy1 Confused why you’re giving nirvana credit for killing hair bands (meaning, influencing artist and consumer taste) when you refuse to give the Beatles credit for being even more influential

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@Guyvermectin @ASFleischman Do you think he’s referring to Daniel Penny, who is the New York subway guy

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@Thunder__Cock @consequence Understood

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@Thunder__Cock @consequence What you’re describing is the equivalent Paul playing “I’ll Be Back” or “Fixing a Hole” at his concerts. That’s not what Dylan does. He doesn’t play deep cuts. He plays completely different songs with the same lyrics as his actual songs. not acceptable from a fan standpoint

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@CBHeresy Are you a lawyer dawg. Where did you go to law school

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@sherwudforest Roasts also need to be done with love and by friends. Not with malice and by hack comedians who need a paycheck. Hearing Tony Hinchcliffe talk about how John’s body parts went Here, There, and Everywhere or how George’s cancer was caused by Temporary Secretary would be so ugly

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@noahsloss @willmenaker @jessesingal Anyone who says rap dogs aren’t real has no idea what they’re talking about. My neighbor’s dog raps all the time. Just the other day this dog says “well I’m the rapping dog, and I’m here to say. Age of consent laws are unconstitutional”

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@Georgehsmiling Bro abbey road

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@Wombat11412 @dog_gotta @MaucourantNada What does this mean. Are you saying she was near a “terrorist” so it was fine to deliberately kill her?