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BIG NUTZ LUTZ SENDS US TO THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP!!

27-24

#DawgPound

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Playoffs = CLINCHED!!!

With the Patriots Week 18 loss, the Cleveland Browns have clinched a playoff berth in RZ S93!

Starting winless thru 5 games, the Browns become the first team in NFL history (irl) to overcome a 0-5 or worse start to the season and make the playoffs!

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The Brownies win their 8th straight!!

We now are firmly in the race for the coveted AFC North title with 3 divisional games remaining!

#DawgPound #TheLand

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The Bosa brothers are reunited as the book ends to our Defensive Line. Joey Bosa signed a 1 year deal to join Nick in Houston.

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As we prepare for #RZ88Kickoff, let’s look at our Offseason recap!

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Texans acquired LG Teven Jenkins through a trade with the Chicago Bears to continue to improve the Offensive Line.

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Texans win! Texans win!

Defense came to play in week 1! Sophomore CBs Jay Crawford and Keary Cason showed up when it mattered most to seal the victory.

Big games from JJettas and Reef allowed us to control the game offensively!

Broncos on the menu next!

#RZ88Kickoff

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Tune in tonight as we kick off RZ88 with a divisional matchup against the Tennessee Titans! #RZ88Kickoff

After a long offseason full of preparation and improvement, your Texans look to start the divisional slate off the right way. Time to get down to the nitty griddy

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Week 6
Indianapolis Colts
Record: 3-3

A wk 6 shootout with a div rival resulted in an offensive explosion.

Conrad had his best game as a Texan with 491 yds (!) and 4 TDs.

JJettas exploded onto the scene with 224 yds and 2 TDs. Unguardable.

Don’t let these Texans get hot!

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As we enter our bye week, let’s take a look back at the start we have had to RZ S87!

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Week 5
Atlanta Falcons
Record: 2-3

Another addition was added to our DL! The big nasties dominated up front, limiting all RBs to 19 rush yds.

Conrad Swift was exceptional:
- 31/36 (86%)
- 331 yds
- 3 TDs
- 1 INT

Hope is slowly returning in Houston…

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Rd 3 Pick 29
TE Ben Edmunds (Texas Tech)
- 6’8” 253 lbs

Rd 3 Pick 31
FS LaMichael Barber (Utah)
- 6’3” 212 lbs

Rd 4 Pick 5
OLB Manny Blackwell (S Carolina)
- 6’0” 232 lbs

Rd 6 Pick 5
DE Gill Gray (Utah)
- 6’6” 277 lbs

Rd 7 Pick 5
RB Brandon Crawford (Minnesota)
- 6’1” 224 lbs

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NFL Draft 2027 - The Year of the Texan

A look back at our historic draft class that included 5 (!!!!!) first round selections!

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Rd 1 Pick 31
MLB Courtney Trent

Courtney Trent led the Missouri defense to be a top 10 defense in the country during his junior season and took home the Butkus Award. The 21 year old will look to make an instant impact when he arrives in Houston.