Ricky Capuano

Don’t take life so seriously. It’s not like you are going to make it out alive.

[Ricky Capuano @R_Cap7]

Jill Biden, big Ozil fan. @MenInBlazers

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Love you, MO ❤️

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Just savage. Savage! If @AlexiLalas wasn’t a Trump supporter I might almost feel sorry for him.

What a takedown: https://t.co/Y7ywO2e9iU

[DEEP CUT @DeepCutPresents]

Marcus King Band "China Cat Sunflower > "I Know You Rider"

6/19/2026 Salt Shed Chicago.

Featuring Marcus King playing Jerry Garcia's 1979 Doug Irwin Tiger and Drew Smithers playing Jerry Garcia's 1976 Travis Bean TB500 11 courtesy of Family Guitars 🌹🐅🫘

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

They’re better analysts because they’re better analysts. They just also happen to have been significantly better players with far more consequential careers too.

[Ken LaVicka @KLVsays]

ooooooooof

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good luck Gambling Fox. Retweet for good luck

[suspended @twtuser00001]

Getting drunk with your close friends is a privilege and do it as much as you can before everyone gets separated

[SUPPORT MUTUAL AID/DIRECT ACTION 🏴 Ⓐ @tigerfoos]

ICE is so fucking evil it defies description

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

“DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER!”

[El crítico crítico ☭ @elcriticopol]

Está declaración debería ser suficiente para:

[Seb Martin @SebOnFootball]

Imagine criticising a person in literally any other industry for wanting a few days off to be there for the birth of their first child. Mental

Football fans forget these guys are human sometimes

[linux 🚩 @tuvati]

HOA enforcers really think they deserve to live

[Islam Bouafif 🇹🇳🇵🇸 @BouafifNour]

Yeah sure Portugal is the same as Turkey and wales 😂

Their delusion is unmatched

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

But Twitter fans will tell you Portugal won because of Ronaldo’s instructions 😭😭

[Johnjr @jayjayr01]

I’m here to debunk one of the biggest myths used to glaze Cristiano Ronaldo:

“Portugal were nothing before Ronaldo.”

That’s simply false.

Portugal has always been a major football nation. The average Portuguese child has a far higher chance of becoming a professional footballer than most countries. This isn’t some tiny footballing underdog like Iceland.

Before Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal had already produced:

• 3 Ballon d’Or winners
• A record 4 European Golden Boots (most by any nation)

At club level, Portuguese football was elite long before Ronaldo.

Benfica were one of Europe’s first superpowers, dominating alongside Real Madrid in the early European Cup era. They reached 9 European Cup/Champions League finals — more than clubs from most footballing nations — and represented Europe on the world stage in the Intercontinental Cup.

Internationally, people love saying Portugal couldn’t qualify for tournaments before Ronaldo.

What they won’t tell you is that World Cups and Euros had only 12-16 teams back then. By today’s qualification formats, Portugal would’ve qualified for several more tournaments, using the old format Ronaldo would have missed 3-4 championships

And Portugal’s greatest World Cup achievement remains their 3rd-place finish in 1966, when Eusébio delivered one of the greatest World Cup performances ever against an era featuring Pelé’s Brazil.

Now people want to use the Nations League — essentially a glorified friendly tournament created for World Cup preparation — to erase over half a century of Portuguese football history and credit everything to one man.

Portugal didn’t become a football nation because of Ronaldo.

Ronaldo was fortunate enough to be born into a football nation that was already great.

[THE SNEAK DISS SNEAKER PODCAST @the_sneakdiss]

I’m tired of athletes talking about why athletes really aren’t as rich as we think.

You touched $7 million and bought your parents a $3 million dollar house? You’re dumb.

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

One of the funniest things about the World Cup/Olympics/whatever is how Australia truly believes they have like a massive bitter sports rivalry with the United States and Americans have zero awareness of this

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

Dr. Fauci should sue your ass into a homeless shelter.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Jeff Bezos claiming humans are consuming too much water and not leaving enough for AI data centers is INSANE.

[. @tosinmm_]

People are going to bed worrying about their sleep patterns, you get a World Cup every 4 years.

Sleep is overrated.