Rachel DeSmet

[brian @brianonhere]

think about this every trip now

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“you cuss a lot” god forbid i season a fucking sentence

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“The president is just trolling!”

Hey, here’s a wild thought. Maybe I want my country to be run by someone who isn’t a fucking internet troll.

[AFNYC☆ @afashionistanyc]

You relax for 30 mins after work & next thing you know it’s already 11pm

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Minneapolis, I’ve been so lucky to feel at home playing shows in your city for almost a decade. Thank you so much for the joy and love you showed us last night. Also I fell again

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Minny I love you all

[chels @gremlingardener]

“only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money”

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Once you are dead from an infectious disease, you cannot detox from it. It's an irreversible thing.

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

“weaponized incompetence” this “mental load” that have u ever considered that sometimes your husband is a dumbass one time i yelled at mine for leaving beard shavings on my freshly cleaned sink and he said “don’t worry they wash off in a day or two” “no STUPID i CLEAN THEM” “you’ve been CLEANING THEM this WHOLE TIME?” “YES IDIOT do you think there is a sink fairy” anyway he cleans them now

[delulu @welchmeyer]

so yesterday i walked around downtown minneapolis and today i walked around northeast minneapolis.

not one person trying to mug or shoot me! weird, because i was told this is a VERY UNSAFE CITY.

[mase 🌲🐺 (CASH CONSIDERATIONS #1 FAN) @imonlymason]

seeing my beautiful state get permanently destroyed all for a few years of profit really makes me unimaginably angry and sad.

[JaseOfBase (RealSnarkLake) @JaseOfBase513]

What if, and hear me out, we connect all these trailers together. Maybe stack them on top of each other. Then we connect them to some engines with a driver and a conductor and have them travel on their own road. And to make it even more efficient, that road is made of steel rails

[Adriano InfinityVision Caporusso @AdriCaporusso]

The Bible was very much not written in English

[labor nurse barbie 🌸 @aliahdomino]

Law enforcement officers should not execute people for crimes they did commit either !!!

[Maryam @hell_line0]

If abortion is illegal because “s*x has natural consequences,” then liver transplants for alcoholics and lung transplants for smokers should be illegal too because consequences, darling, are so consistent.

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

[chels @gremlingardener]

sorry but you’re never gonna convince me that caring for other people & not wanting them harassed & assaulted on our streets is bad. it’s a strange hill to die on & history will not be kind to you. fuck ICE