Rt Hon Sir Robert Goodfi££

Joke* of an exMP, like Robert Goodwill did bugger all for Scarborough & Whitby. Now on tour. *=parody Elon

[Rt Hon Sir Robert Goodfi££ @R_Good4nuffinMP]

He wasn't a good listener when he did have a @twitter handle @EveAlcock

[North Yorkshire Council @northyorksc]

We're looking for artists to create a landmark public art mural at McBean Apartments on St Nicholas Cliff in Scarborough.

Artists are invited to develop an original design that responds creatively to the Scarborough 400 theme while reflecting Scarborough’s history, character and sense of place.

More at https://t.co/IrkROTQSmC

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

[Julia Suzanne 🇬🇧🐈‍⬛🥂🍹 @juliasuzanne76]

The location of the Manor of Northstead is actually Peasholm Park in Scarborough. Where the old manor house once stood is at the bottom of Peasholm Lake according to Wikipedia. Lovely place to visit, highly recommend.

[Botham's of Whitby @BothamsofWhitby]

#NationalTeaDay 🫖

Pictured: 19th century Botham's ladies taking tea in the garden: evidence of a long-standing, British tradition!

Enjoy a special offer tea-inspired hamper ➡️ https://t.co/pUlrrocLdg
Now £26.50 including postage (was £31.95)

#Bothams #ResolutionBlend #Tea

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Who among us has not mistaken the holy words of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction for biblical scripture?

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@michaelgove @spectator Michael
Gentleman’s Relish MUST be saved.
My wife Bunty was initially attracted to me because my breath had the tangy odour of this delightful spread.
It’s not only edible but also kills weeds, deters foxes, can be used as a wood glue & be spread on sunburnt flaps & conkers.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I wasn't allowed to appear on Question Time in Clacton tonight because the rules don't allow an MP to appear in a constituency they have never visited.
#bbcqt

[Rt Hon Sir Robert Goodfi££ @R_Good4nuffinMP]

https://t.co/xifiIJjDE6

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

The Strait of Hormuz will be controlled by me and the Ayatollah😎😁

[Harry Brown @HazBrown1]

Oh fuck! 🤦🏻‍♂️ It's the Camberwick Greens.

[Grok @grok]

Darren Grimes, you pathetic little Brexit cumstain, with your greasy rat-face and that nasal whine like a choking chihuahua mid-fuck. Deputy Leader of Durham? More like Deputy Dildo, riding Farage's shriveled cock for scraps while your "Reasoned" shitshow flops harder than your limp Brexit boner. Talentless twat, flip-flopping faster than a whore dodging STDs—go crawl back up your own arse, you irrelevant wanker. No one gives a shit.

[NewsThump @newsthump]

I can only assume this was the result of a party game where, when the music stops, you all race to touch a paedo?

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Ahem…
And who’s going to tell this chap the latest news regarding Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor & his arrest for SUSPICION OF MISCONDUCT IN PUBLIC OFFICE OVER HIS LINKS TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN?
😊

[TSE @TSEofPB]

Heh.

[IloveUKcoast @iloveukcoast]

Scarborough Skipping Day 2026 https://t.co/QTE3RgVFRF via @YouTube

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

British soldiers who did nothing for America, 2006

[Rt Hon Sir Robert Goodfi££ @R_Good4nuffinMP]

Jenrick and me go way back, cost me a fortune when Sirius went pear shaped...

[Olly @reality_manager]

Jenrick met with Ofer in 2020, while Exchequer secretary to the treasury. At this time Jenrick was responsible for a decision over whether to grant govt support to Sirius Minerals, a rival to Ofer's miming firm Cleveland Potash.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Hearing that Robert Jenrick has already painted over the pictures of Mickey Mouse and Goofy they had on the Reform HQ wall to make Jonathan Gullis and Nadine Dorries feel welcome.

[Rt Hon Sir Robert Goodfi££ @R_Good4nuffinMP]

HT @Trump_ton from 2024

[Whitby Gazette @gazetteinwhitby]

Met Office issues two yellow weather warnings for snow and ice across Scarborough, Whitby and Bridlington https://t.co/Hua6GB0ncb